江苏快三开奖结果

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經典搞笑《嘻游記》

《嘻游記》第一回:石 猴 出 世
    
     ??話說東勝神州傲來國有一處著名的旅游勝地,叫做“花果山”。山上有一塊不知道是什么的大石頭。有人說是天外來客,有人說是天外飛仙,有人說是室外天線,也有說是別的東東的。這一天那塊大石頭忽然“biu“的一聲,從里面蹦出來一只類似靈掌類的動物來。這一“biu“可不要緊,可謂驚天地、泣鬼神。連靈霄寶殿的玉皇大帝都聽見了……
    
    ??玉皇:靠!這么大聲音,嚇死人不償命啊!拜托各位給我個“biu“的理由先!
    
    ??(順風耳,千里眼打探了一下)
    
    ??順風耳:報!小的聽到了“biu“的一聲!
    ??玉皇:在座的各位都聽到了,可不可以來點新鮮的?
    ??順風耳:沒了!
    ??玉皇:那就拜托你站的靠中間一點……對,就是這里!……我呸!
    ??千里眼:皇上不要生氣,我已經看明白了。
    
    
    ??玉皇:到底是怎么回事啊?
    ??千里眼:是花果山的一塊石頭生出了一只猴子!
    ??玉皇:石頭生猴子!你不要以為我是文盲啊!
    ??太上老君:陛下,從科學的角度出發呢,這件事的確有些奇怪;可從神話的角度出發呢,就不足為奇了。
    ??玉皇:神話就大啊!我說嫦娥是你老母!你奇不奇怪啊?
    ??太上老君:您不要罵人嘛!
    ??玉皇:你不要以為你一把年紀就可以胡說八道了,現在有很多小朋友也在看著我們呢,如果石頭可以生猴子,那么電線桿子就可以生baby了???現在的青少年本來就缺乏正規的性jiaoyu,你還來添亂……
    ??千里眼:陛下,是真的!
    ??玉皇:看你虔誠的眼神就知道你不會是在騙我了。這我就要說說閻王了,人間本來就人滿為患了,大家計劃生育還來不及,你卻從石頭里往外拽猴子,你還想不想做了?
    ??閻王:那我就在讓它變回石頭。
    ??玉皇:變你個頭啊!生都生下來了,還有回娘胎的嗎?你不怕《野生動物保護法》,我還怕呢!算啦,諒一之猴子也成不了什么大氣候,不理之,來來來,繼續下注。
    
    ??(而這個時候,花果山的猴子們早已經把花果山霸占了)
    
    ??猴子甲:哇噻!你們看這瀑布多好看那!
    ??猴子乙:是啊!不過已經看了這么長時間了,我心里早已經沒有了兒時的沖動了……
    ??猴子甲:我的意思是說我們應該向大自然挑戰!
    ??猴子乙:挑你個頭啊!我就不信你一口能喝掉這個瀑布。
    ??猴子甲:靠!我是不是昨晚起夜的時候把那坨屎拉在你腦袋里了?
    ??猴子乙:是么?我的確今早起來有些口臭。
    ??猴子甲:靠!我是說你太笨了,我說挑戰大自然是說跳到瀑布里面去!
    ??石猴:你們兩個只是猴子甲和猴子乙,哪來那么多的臺詞啊!
    ??猴子乙:你不服氣你跳啊?
    ??石猴:你讓我跳我就跳,我也太沒有面子了吧?
    ??猴子甲:那你想干什么?
    ??石猴:除非……讓我當“花果組”老大!
    ??猴子甲:花果組?
    ??石猴:對啊!你沒聽說過“山口組”么?
    ??猴子乙:黑社會啊!
    ??石猴:也有這樣叫的。
    ??猴子甲:好吧好吧!只要你跳的過去,隨你便!
    ??石猴:OK!各位觀眾,事已至此,我到底跳了沒有呢?請您鎖定頻道,不要走開,廣告之后,請繼續觀看!
    
    ??(石猴果然厲害,“噗”的一聲就跳過去了……)
    
    ??觀眾:什么?這就跳過去了?一點懸念都沒有嘛!
    ??kizi:不好意思,猴子跳山澗本來就很快的,我對這一段的處理使用了后現代的抽象紀實手法,在國際上是很流行的。
    ??觀眾:i 服了 u。繼續寫吧。
    ??石猴(在瀑布里面):里面原來是個山洞!這里雖說不上山明水秀,可是也別有一番風味,猴子們住在這里一定會愛上它!
    ??猴子甲:這么久還不出來?一定是撞死在山上了。
    ??猴子乙:不會吧?按照常理來說呢,撞死的時候通常都會先發出一聲肉體與石頭撞擊的悶響,然后是慘叫,叫聲的大小還會根據撞擊的猛烈程度發生一些微妙的變化,繼而還會有紅色、黃色、綠色等多種顏色混合的液體流出,此時我們才可以初步判斷它有可能是撞死了。
    ??猴子甲:是這樣啊?
    ??石猴:嗨!你們大家都進來吧,什么危險都沒有的!
    ??猴子甲:它果然沒有撞死!
    ??猴子乙:看來只是撞暈了。
    ??石猴:快啊!
    ??猴子甲:要不然我們去看看?
    ??猴子乙:好吧,反正我們人多,它要是敢騙咱們,咱們就騸了它!我們走!
    
    ??(眾猴子一起進了山洞)
    
    ??猴子甲:靠!果然啊!
    ??石猴:服了沒有?
    ??猴子乙:有一點點。
    ??石猴:那你還記不記得你們剛才說什么來著?
    ??猴子甲:老兄,你還不了解我們?剛才只是說一說罷了,你又何必當真呢?
    ??石猴:かそはねにくつい……
    ??猴子甲:有一套,日語也行?
    ??石猴:我還會西伯萊語,你要不要?
    ??猴子甲:當猴王會嗷嗷叫就行了,用不用這么嘬啊?
    ??石猴:拜托,《西游記》你沒看過么?內定我是主角啊!
    ??猴子乙:算了,甲,反正我們是死跑龍套的,管它呢!
    ??石猴:哈~~~~~哈~~~~~~~~~哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ??眾猴子:大王萬歲!萬歲!!萬萬歲!!!
    ??猴子丙:嗚嗚嗚……咿咿咿……
    ??石猴:誰啊?原來是你?剛剛出場就哭哭啼啼的,你讓我很沒有面子啊,小朋友!
    ??猴子丙:我爺爺死了……嗚嗚嗚……咿咿咿……
    ??石猴:又來了,哭的這么嗲?
    ??猴子甲:大王,生老病死、旦夕禍福,我們誰也躲不過啊!
    ??石猴:我也不行么?
    ??猴子甲:你以為你是什么?“花果組”組長而已,只有叫什么什么仙、什么什么佛、什么什么圣的才不會死啊!
    ??石猴:那怎么才能得到這種職稱呢?
    ??猴子甲:你問的是……(磅礴的交響樂樂聲響起)在西牛賀州地界有一圣人……only you......
    ??石猴:kiang你娘哩!我最討厭人家念這兩個字,好在我現在脾氣好,就不打死你了。西牛賀州是吧?小的們,準備瓜果、木筏,本王明日就要啟程!
    ??猴子甲:你腦子進水了!你知道賀州在哪嗎?
    ??石猴:這邊?……這邊,這邊……
    ??猴子乙:這是地圖,拿去!大概要走個十幾天就到了,學不成就不要回來了,大家都等著你罩呢!

石猴:收到!
    
    ??(第二天)
    
    ??猴子乙:大王,保重啊!我會想念你的!……
    ??猴子甲:你一個人在這里嘀咕什么呢?
    ??猴子乙:大王一會兒就走了,我練習一下歡送詞先!
    ??猴子甲:靠!大王昨天夜里就等不及走了,你還在這里練個頭啊!
    
    ??(在海上)
    
    ??石猴:說是十幾天的路程,要劃船得幾時才到啊!我第一次出海,還真有點暈船……哇……哦?前方就是岸邊了,岸上還有一面大旗“靠港交稅”!交稅?老子身無分文啊!呵呵,這也難不倒我!我游!(說罷一下跳入了水中)
    
    ??(來到岸上石猴老遠看到了一位樵夫)
    
    ??樵夫:美眉你做船頭……葛格在岸上走……
    ??導演:cut!拜托,你是樵夫,不是纖夫!
    ??樵夫:對不起啊!我只會唱這首!
    ??導演:是誰找的演員啊!找一些有素質的行不行!這樣排戲觀眾會告我們的!
    ??樵夫:觀眾會搞你們?
    ??導演:是告我們!好了好了,繼續繼續!
    ??石猴:老神仙~~~~~~~
    ??樵夫:叫我?
    ??石猴:是啊!
    ??樵夫:你怎么知道我是神仙?
    ??石猴:這荒郊野外的方圓幾里都沒有一棵樹,你一個樵夫在這里唱情歌,不是神仙就是神經,不知道我說的對不對啊!
    ??樵夫:哈哈哈!想不到你還真聰明,不錯,我就是“靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞”的菩提老祖……
    ??石猴:啊!
    ??樵夫:……的鄰居。
    ??石猴:鄰居?亦可亦可!你可否帶我去見見菩你老母!
    ??樵夫:是菩提老祖,誒!走吧!
    ??……
    ??樵夫:老祖在上,小人帶來一人!
    ??菩提老祖:這也叫人?你見過這樣的人嘛?你跟我這么久了,連人和猴子都分不出來,我以后怎么帶你出去混啊!
    ??石猴:喂!你坐的高就了不起啊!你知不知道達爾文啊!你聽沒聽說過進化論啊!你們一個個都是我變的!不要這么囂張嘛!你年紀也不小了,大概有個幾千年的道行了,這點道理都不懂,你怎么長的這些胡子!
    ??菩提老祖:哦?看來你還懂得不少么!
    ??石猴:多謝夸獎!
    ??菩提老祖:那好,我就給你起個名字先。看你的樣子沒大沒小,注定一輩子像個小孩子,“小子”為孫,你就姓孫吧!你是我門下之徒,正在悟字輩,法號就叫悟空好了。
    ??石猴:孫悟空?YEAH!……
    
    ??(各位觀眾,從現在開始,石猴的名字就叫孫悟空了,請大家注意。)
    
    ??菩提老祖:靠!有個名字就高興成這樣,不知是從哪個村里來的。
    
    ??(從此,菩提老祖就天天給孫悟空講經傳法,孫悟空也只是日復一日年復一年的挑水砍柴念經之類。這一日在大家一起念經的時候,悟空又調皮了……)
    
    ??菩提老祖:悟空,以后我不希望再看到你把腳放在你師兄的嘴里了!
    ??孫悟空:老祖,我不遠千里來這里不是來學挑水的,拜托你叫我一點真本事好不好?
    ??菩提老祖:當然基本功很重要了!
    ??孫悟空:我早就看出來了,你不過是叫我們給你做長工來的……
    ??菩提老祖:混……
    ??孫悟空:哎!不許說粗口!
    
    ??(菩提老祖一氣之下用手敲了孫悟空的腦袋三下,然后背手走了出去。)
    
    ??徒弟甲:你敢這樣和那老家伙說話?
    ??孫悟空:應該呢?
    ??徒弟乙:它可厲害了呢!我們以前有位師兄想偷跑出去,竟被他抓住后吊在房梁上風干成了香腸……
    ??孫悟空:不會吧!
    ??徒弟甲:這下你可要倒霉了!
    ??孫悟空:……!
    
    ??(當夜三更……)
    
    ??菩提老祖:悟空,你此時來我寢室想要干什么?為師的可是正經人!
    ??孫悟空:說的也是,不過你可不可以為我想一想,你這樣的老頭對我有什么吸引力呢?
    ??菩提老祖:那你來做甚?
    ??孫悟空:你還裝?你敲我的頭三下,又背手溜走不就是讓我三更來后廂房找你么?
    ??菩提老祖:這也被你看出來了?
    ??孫悟空:無論什么手勢在我看來都會化腐朽為神奇的。
    ??菩提老祖:嗯!果然是可造之才,好吧,我這里先傳你一個筋斗大法!
    ??孫悟空:聽起來好像那個禍國殃民、暗無天日、既破壞安定團結,又里通外國反華勢力的“屎輪大法”!
    ??菩提老祖:當然和它不同了,我這一招是從就地十八滾里提煉出來的,一個筋斗就是十萬八千里……
    ??孫悟空:又沒有搞錯?翻那么遠?
    ??菩提老祖:當然那只是一個極限值,到底翻多遠可由你自由控制!
    ??孫悟空:牛X!我就學這個先!
    
    ??(一會兒的功夫孫悟空就學會了……)
    
    ??孫悟空:勞煩您再教我幾手?
    ??菩提老祖:靠!我還要睡覺呢!
    ??孫悟空:就憑我的本事還怕你睡覺不成?
    ??菩提老祖:我真是上輩子做孽,好,我還會三十六變和七十二變,你要學哪個?
    ??孫悟空:學多的!三十六變吧!
    ??菩提老祖:!你有沒有多少的概念哪!七十二變更多一些啊!
    ??孫悟空:ok,就依你,學七十二變!
    ??菩提老祖:這七十二變麼……學費自然會多一些。
    ??孫悟空:還收學費?
    ??菩提老祖:我也沒有辦法,以學養學嘛!全社會都這樣,你叫我怎么辦……
    ??孫悟空:不知要多少錢呢?
    ??菩提老祖:出家之人怎會要錢呢?不如你多給我干兩年長工?
    ??……
    
    ??(轉眼間,兩年又過去了,孫悟空終于學成了,他又回到了生于斯長于斯的花果山……)
    
      
江苏快三开奖结果      敬請收看下一回《大鬧天宮前傳》

嘻游記第二回:大 鬧 天 宮 前 傳
    
    ??話說孫悟空回到了花果山……
      猴子甲:大王!
      悟空:猴子甲!
      猴子甲:大王,能不能給我起個有深度點的名字?
      悟空:誰讓你是跑龍套的,猴子乙,你說呢?
      猴子乙:是啊!不過請問這幾年您都干什么去了呢?
      悟空:學藝嘛,好辛苦的!
      猴子乙:哦?可是最近有傳聞說您到另一個山頭當了兼職老大。
      悟空:其實作為一個名人呢,媒體的各種炒作一定會很多的,但我不會在意別人的傳聞的。
      猴子乙:那您能不能談一談您現在的想法呢?
      悟空:想不到我走了這幾年,這里還是這么山清水秀,感謝大家對這里環境的保護。
      猴子乙:您今后有什么打算呢?
      悟空:我想……
      猴子甲:蠻有抻頭的!
      悟空:我想……
      猴子乙:您到底想干什么呢?
      悟空:我想……大一個便先!
      猴子乙:哦shit,太讓人吃驚了,然后呢?
      悟空:然后就改名為“齊--天--大--圣--“!
      眾猴子:啊!……
      悟空:啊什么啊?
      眾猴子:啊!……
      悟空:啊什么啊?
      眾猴子:啊!……啊……啊嚏!
      悟空:靠!還以為是吃驚呢!原來是著涼!
      猴子甲:對不起。不過大王,您都學會了什么手藝?
      悟空:手藝?靠!太多了,我現在很能打的!
      猴子乙:那您善用什么兵器呢?
      悟空:只要很重就可以的,沒有別的條件。
      猴子甲:大王,給!
      悟空:我雖然說要重一點的,你也不用抱這么大一塊巖石給我啊?
      猴子乙:大王,我聽說東海龍宮有各樣兵器可供選擇,價錢合理量又足,我們一直都用它!
      悟空:真的?量足就好了,價錢嘛,花果組還用得著付錢?
      猴子甲:老大就是老大,不用交錢的!
      悟空:我早就申請了“一卡通“了,可以異地支付,爽呆了!
      眾猴子:@#$%^&*
    
      (水晶宮)
    
      龍王:大圣!
      悟空:哦?你認得我?
      龍王:當然了,我有看電視節目啊!花果組開張大型文藝晚會很好看的!
      悟空:呵呵,過獎!我今天其實是希望能來挑一件兵器回去!
      龍王:好說,我現在正在“慶五一“八折大酬賓!來呀,抬峨嵋針上來!
      悟空:靠!峨嵋針?小李飛刀啊!有沒有大一些的?
      龍王:有有有,抬大號峨嵋針上來!
      悟空:拜托!我的強項不是投擲,我要一件能耍的兵器!
      龍王:好,請看!來人啊!抬加長峨嵋針上來!
      悟空:very good,你要再敢抬峨嵋針上來,我就強奸了你的坐騎母海馬!
      龍女甲:(低聲對龍王)老爸!他擺明是來踢館的,我看就讓他去試試“鎮海神針“算了!
      龍王:算你老母!我早就說我和你媽是近親,不然怎么會生出你這么個怪物。鎮海神針是寶物,怎么能讓他拿去?以后你再多嘴我就割掉你的舌頭!
      龍女:他拿不去才會死心嘛!
      龍王:說的也是。(轉過頭)大圣,小神還有一件兵器,不過要請大圣親自來取。
      悟空:你帶路先!
      ……
      龍王:各位觀眾,請看!
      悟空:哇!好大的棒槌!龍王,你吃了“我愛一根柴“?
      龍王:錯!這就是“鎮海神針“!它是當年解放軍抗洪搶險時留在這里保平安的!黑鐵鍛造,兩頭金箍,可折疊存放,任意大小,一棒多用,上面還有總書記的題詞!棒重十萬八千斤!……?大圣!大圣!!他人呢?“鎮海神針“呢?
      龍女:他早就拿著“鎮海神針“走了!
      龍王:你為什么不早說?
      龍女:你剛才不讓人家亂插嘴的嘛!我怕你割人家的舌頭!
      龍王:來人!把它給我拉下去,除了舌頭全都割掉!
    
      (翌日,花果山豎起了“齊天大圣“的大旗)
    
      猴子甲:大王,旗桿太高了。
      悟空:什么?我出去瞧瞧先!
      猴子甲:follow me!
      悟空:這是什么!
      猴子乙:大王,為了顯示您的威力,小的把整個后山的樹都砍光了,一截一截的接起來的,有三百多丈高呢……
      悟空:那旗呢?
      猴子乙:旗子是要用布做的,咱們還不太會織布,所以我就用了一片最大的芭蕉葉寫上“齊天大圣“,已經升上去了。
      悟空:你腦子里塞棉花了?這么高的桿子頂一片葉子!放風箏啊!不如你到巴黎維修唉非兒鐵塔算了!
    
      (天上)
    
      千里眼:報~~~~~~!
      玉皇:報你個頭啊!你是不是又看見石頭里蹦出猴子來了?
      千里眼:錯!絕對錯!是下面有人用桿子捅咱們靈霄寶殿!
      玉皇:什么?你再去看來!
      千里眼:還看?我剛剛看過啦!
      玉皇:哦,那到底是什么東西?
      千里眼:就是上一次從石頭里蹦出來的那只猴子!
      玉皇:果然被我猜著了!你們看這該如何是好!
      托塔天王:好!讓俺帶領十萬天兵……
      玉皇:又帶?十萬!天宮早就養不起這些人啦!昨天我已經下了裁軍令,就剩一萬了!
      托塔天王:一萬?
      玉皇:怎么?嫌多?再裁掉一半好了!
      托塔天王:不不不!就一萬吧……
      太白金星:陛下,老臣以為此計不妙!
      玉皇:什么意思?
      太白金星:這猴子已經在菩提老祖那里學了一身本領,硬打只會兩敗俱傷!
      托塔天王:看你一大把胡子,竟然這么不懂形勢。什么兩敗俱傷,當然是全軍覆沒!
      太白金星:哦?你竟然有如此把握獲勝?
      托塔天王:勝你個頭啊!一萬天兵如何攻的下花果山?是我們全軍覆沒啊!
      玉皇:誰說一萬天兵了?
      托塔天王:您剛才不是說……
      玉皇:我是說裁軍了,可是剩下的那一萬全是文藝兵!
      托塔天王:文……藝……兵……
      玉皇:你心里高興就好了,不要吐那么多血嘛!好好好!金星,下面你繼續發言。
      太白金星:謝謝,我看應該把那猴子招安上天庭,給他個芝麻小官,既可讓他心理安慰,又可以“一切盡在掌握“。
      玉皇:那安排讓他做什么官呢?
      太白金星:無厘馬場少個養馬的,不如就……
      玉皇:好!那就有勞大駕親自走一趟了。
      太白金星:我?可我已經老了。
      玉皇:那才有經驗么!
      太白金星:我動作太慢!
      玉皇:慢功出細活嘛!
      太白金星:我最近身體很虛呀!
      玉皇:曹開鏞男士營養液!等你一回來我就買給你吃!
      太白金星:……靠!看來是非我莫屬了?
      玉皇:ok,就依你,這可是你自己說的啊!


    (花果山)
    
      猴子甲:大王,來了一個天外來客!
      悟空:身為一幫之主,我怎么會相信這些無稽的事情呢?
      猴子甲:你不信?look!
      太白金星:大圣!
      悟空:哦?先生貴姓啊?
      太白金星:我復姓太白,名金星。
      悟空:了解!怪不得他們說是天外來客,原來是太陽系九大行星之一前來簽到!
      太白金星:你說什么?
      悟空:(小聲)我是借此機會向正在閱讀文章的小朋友們介紹一下科普知識,你繼續說!
      太白金星:是玉皇大帝叫我來請大圣上天做官的!
      悟空:啊!正所謂伴君如伴虎、官場如戰場,我現在還不想從政!
      太白金星:大圣哪里話來!你若成了天庭gy,也可以恩澤花果山呀!
      悟空:對呀!想來想去,沒有什么太好的拒絕你的理由,那我就試試!
      猴子乙:大王,那我們呢?
      悟空:等我在上面混出個名堂,就開一家夜總會,到時候就叫你們一起去!
      猴子乙:yeah!
      悟空、太白金星、猴子甲:靠!秀逗!
    
      (無厘馬場)
    
      悟空:不是吧?猴子甲、猴子乙?又是你們倆?
      馬夫甲:大圣,我們兩個現在扮演的是馬夫,反正也是跑龍套的,導演讓我們試試先。
      悟空:真受不了!好吧,靠!這里的馬還真他媽正點!
      馬夫乙:大圣,做了神仙就不要講粗口了。
      悟空:不管怎么說,我也是個老大,說話隨便一點,觀眾不會說什么的!還沒有問你們,這里的馬都是干什么用的?
      馬夫甲:1#棚里的馬是跑馬,是在無厘馬場馳騁的良駒!紅色閃電、令狐沖、咸蛋超人、傲世花斑,都是一等一的寶馬!每次注額1-500點,一賠三!賭馬過程中,有4種方式可以直接改變下注馬的表現和賭場結局:1.鞭子 用鞭子抽,可以增加下注馬的速度,但是會影響到比賽中的耐力。如果是自己的馬,會影響到馴服度。2.飼料 需要用積分在商店購買,比賽中可以增加下注馬的體力和耐力。3.悅耳音樂可以使馬性情穩定,增加馬匹的耐力和信心。4.在馬后面扔鞭炮可以增加馬的速度,但是對馬的身心造成極壞的影響,并且降低了馬的斗志和耐力。這4種方法在當場比賽中累計一共只能用6次,如果濫用,馬可能會精神崩潰,當場死亡或者退出比賽。
      導演:cut!我已經忍受了半天了,我不知道你再說些什么!
      馬夫甲:做做的廣告嘛!誰讓有些人總公然的轉帖有不注明出處的!
      導演:靠!原來是這樣,繼續!
      悟空:原來這么嘬!
      馬夫乙:2#棚里的馬是母馬,專下小馬的!
      悟空:那豈不是跑馬都要做爸爸了?
      馬夫乙:錯!3#棚里才是種馬!是跑馬退役后才可以來,他們腿上都有傷,但基因卻十分完美!
      悟空:啊!………
      馬夫甲:大圣,你怎么了?
      悟空:我的腿好像傷了!
      馬夫:變態!
      悟空:可是我總覺得這個工作不太適合我干?
      馬夫乙:弼馬瘟嘛,有什么適不適合的?說白了就是給人家養馬。
      悟空:不會吧?養馬?
      馬夫甲:是啊,養馬!
      悟空:老子辛辛苦苦來這里就是給別人養馬!我不干了!(轉身飛回花果山)
    
      (天宮內)
    
      玉皇:什么?不干了?這里還是不是天庭!靠!嘯天犬和旺財胡搞,七仙女到人間吊凱子,來了個養馬的,說不干就不干了,我在這個位子上坐得很沒有面子啊!拜托你們有一點專業精神好不好?
      托塔天王:讓俺帶一萬文藝兵……
      玉皇:又來?你有沒有學習過《鄧小平理論》?他老人家說和平與發展才是當今社會的主題,少宣傳一些暴力吧!我們文藝工作者有責任的!
      太白金星:我看就讓他上天來做“齊天大圣“好了。反正也沒有這個職位,隨便讓他看個桃園什么的,也行。
      玉皇:靠!愛撫了有!
    
      (花果山)
    
      猴子乙:大王,那個老頭又來了!
      悟空:什么?有沒有搞錯啊!
      太白金星:大圣!小仙來此是很有誠意的!
      悟空:誠意?我再也不去看馬了!只聽說有牧羊犬,我算是開了牧馬猴的先例了!
      太白金星:對不起,上一次是系統故障,這次是請您去做齊天大圣的!
      猴子甲:系統故障?不要來騙我了,大家都是用過windows的,什么故障,智障還差不多!
      悟空:靠!跑龍套的臺詞這么多?我看這次金星來還是很坦誠的。
      太白金星:對呀!這都被你看出來了,你真不愧“大圣“這個稱謂!
      悟空:好好好,俺就再跟你去一趟,不過要是再不合我的意,小心我拉一坨飯給你吃!
      太白金星:一言為定,此次上天界是讓您來做蟠桃主!很有前途的!
      
      敬請收看下一回《大鬧天宮正傳》
    

嘻游記第三回:大 鬧 天 宮 正 傳
    
    ??金星:怎么樣,大圣?這里雖說不上山明水秀,但裝修可是一流的。就單說著馬桶吧……
    
      (說罷,金星脫下褲子坐到了馬桶上面,雙手緊握,二目圓瞪)
    
      金星:拉完收工!大圣請看,小神拉出的這么大一坨米田共真是蕩~~~~~~~氣回腸,看!里面還有幾只好可愛的蛔蟲寶寶在蠕啊蠕的,真TNND過癮!
      大圣:嗯,這坨屎還真~~~~~是不錯,不過你要是能拉在馬桶里面就更好了。
      金星:哦?不好意思,我太激動了。劇務!麻煩清理一下現場先!大圣,我還是帶您參觀一下桃園吧。
      ……
      金星:各位觀眾,這里就是大家感覺陌生而又熟悉的地方。請看,這前三百株桃樹是三百年一開花、三百年一結果,吃了可以通大便。
      大圣:這么好啊?
      金星:這中間三白株桃樹是六百年一開花、六百年一結果,吃了可以通大便。
      大圣:又通?
      金星:大圣有所不知,此“通“非彼“通“也!彼通只可使便秘著通便,而此通則可以使大條一泄如注,其氣勢之輝煌令見者嘆為觀止!
      大圣:這樣啊?
      金星:是啊,而這后三百株桃樹是九百年一開花、九百年一結果……
      大圣:靠!這要是吃掉的話,豈不是撇條和噓噓一樣了?
      金星:慚愧,小神到天庭時間還不夠長,我還沒有見過這些樹結的果子呢!不過今年就不同了,在過幾天就是王母娘娘的蟠桃大會,九百年一屆的,這下我就能趕上了。YEAH!
      大圣:葉你老木,這里就交給我了。不過我總覺得我這一次又著了你們的道了。
      金星:大圣何出此言哪?佛祖有云,著就是不著,不著就是著。想那么多也是沒用的!
      大圣:好了好了,你走吧,這里就交給我了。
      金星:小神告退了,不過你可不要偷吃啊!
      大圣:知道了……
      金星:那我就真的走了,你可要管理好啊!
      大圣:是的,你可以走了……
      金星:不用送了,你可要小心一點啊,不要丟了桃子!
      大圣:滾!!!!靠!老年癡呆!。。。。。這九百株桃樹可是太~~~~~吸引人了,待俺嘗一個先!
    
      (吃了一個三百年的桃子)
    
      大圣:哦?這個桃子果然是與眾不同的啊!只見它外表是那么的平凡無奇,以至于把它放到三輪車上都可以在早市上出售。但當你一口咬下去的時候,你全身上下的每個毛孔都會散發出處女的幽香,簡直完全處在一個忘我的境地!它真的可以稱的上是桃中之神!簡稱桃神!不如讓我再來一個六百年的桃子……
    
      (吃了一個六百年的桃子)
    
      大圣:啊?這就是傳說中的桃子么?當你一口將它吃下去的時候,你簡直不舍得把它嚼碎!即便是“皇帝炒飯“也難以望其項背;“錦繡多味魚“也不值一提;“乾坤燒鵝“也只能稱的上是三流貨色;“誰家玉蕭聽落梅“也就是初學水平,不!這已經不是普通意義上的桃子了,這簡直就是一個--非常好的桃子!
    
      (接著又吃了一個九百年的桃子)
    
      大圣:為什么?為什么會有這樣的美味出現呢?究竟是造化弄人,還是儂本多情?就像是我的初戀……朦朧而又刻骨銘心;純真而又浪漫多情;悄悄的我走了,正如我悄悄的來,揮一揮衣袖,不帶走一片云彩……這動人的詩句是在贊美這桃子么?我已經感覺到了,就在我的大腸末端,有些什么東西正要噴薄欲出,哦!真是太糟糕了,我的新內褲……
    
      (跑回辦公室,坐在了馬桶上……“BIU“一下子就解決完了)
    
      大圣:好爽啊!剛才一下子說了那么多的臺詞,真是累死我了,還是快去吃幾個桃子先!嗯?那幾個MM是誰?
      大仙女:你就是齊天大圣么?
      大圣:是啊?不知道閣下是……?
      大仙女:我們就是鼎鼎大名的七仙女啊!
      大圣:靠!想騙我?以為我真的是低等動物?明明只有六個人嘛,給點專業精神好不好?業余時間干點什么不行?偏偏要到這里來裝什么七仙女?
      大仙女:說來可真是TNND慚愧啊!老七到了凡間已經和一個姓董的小子私奔了,現在只剩下了我們六個,本想叫六仙女來著,又怕觀眾不認識,你就將就一下吧。
      大圣:原來是這樣?那你們現在已經是私闖禁地了,保護費帶了沒有啊?
      大仙女:保什么護什么費?我們是奉我們家老頭子之命來摘仙桃,準備下周六的蟠桃盛宴的啦!
      大圣:哦?是不是真的?
      大仙女:當然是真的了!還請了很多領導呢!
      大圣:哦?有誰?
      大仙女:足協主席、計劃生育辦公室主任、貓王、麥當娜、萊文斯基、馬夫甲……
      二仙女:還有很多跑龍套的。
      三仙女:對了!還有的網管和各個頻道的管理員!
      大圣:靠!真是不錯,不知道有沒有我呢?
      四仙女:大概有吧,不過是下一屆的事情了,再等九百年就行了。
      大圣:什么?九百年?人家的心等的撲通撲通直跳,太久了吧?
      五仙女:靠!你以為?就憑你這多毛癥的樣子怎么進大場面啊?
      六仙女:是啊,雖然你有很多毛,但是一點也不性感,真不知道你爸你媽是怎么搞的!發型失敗,毛發開叉,一聞就知道你已經很久沒有洗內褲了!
      大圣:噢!shit!我數到三!就有你們好瞧的了!
      大仙女:干什么?
      大圣:一!四!六!十二!五!八十七!……o,my god!
      二仙女:你怎么了?
      大圣:靠!忘了讓菩提老祖教我數數!
      四仙女:你再搞什么飛機?
      六仙女:是啊!直接一點,都已經二十一世紀了!還男人呢!
      大圣:你們不要逼我!……各位請看!
    
      (說罷脫下褲子站在眾仙女面前)
    
      眾仙女:啊!
    
      (眾仙女一個個呆若木雞)
    
      大圣:還好老祖教我的“定身法“還沒有忘記……
    
  6#作者:一坨坨在飛 回復日期:2005-9-23 13:32:00
    (大圣一步竄出了蟠桃園,只見外面正在為蟠桃盛宴作著準備活動。來到宴會大廳,大圣放了一個……大家都倒了)
    
      大圣:不好意思,是黃豆!
    
      (正所謂:酒不醉人人自醉,色不迷人人自迷,況猴耶?大圣連吃帶拿,醉醺醺的出了主會場)
    
      大圣:嗯?這里不是麥當勞么?
      導演:?cut!什么臺詞?拜托請你尊重一下原著!
      吳承恩:是啊,已經改了這么多,我也忍了半天了。
      大圣:沒辦法,經費不夠嘛,拉一些贊助而已啊?
      導演:那也不要太離譜呀?
      大圣:ok,once again!
    
      (正所謂:酒不醉人人自醉,色不迷人人自迷,曠猴耶?大圣連吃帶拿,醉醺醺的出了主會場)
    
      大圣:嗯?這里不是麥當勞天宮分店--兜率宮么?聽說太上老君就是在這里煉丹的。我也要么!
    
      (一推門進了宮內)
    
      大圣:原來仙丹是藍色的?哦!好爽!……我的頭?啊~~~~~嗯~~~~~唔~~~~~哦~~~~~
      ……
      大圣:靠!什么仙丹,搖頭丸!
    
      (此時仙女們已經轉醒過來,一起來到玉皇那里報告)
      大仙女:爸爸!
      玉皇:嗯?又是你們幾個小賤人!又想吊誰家的凱子了?
      二仙女:靠!當著這么多的人你就這樣說我們?你知不知道以后我們很難見人啊!
      玉皇:你們來就是要和我說這些?你們先下去吧,沒見我和你媽正忙著呢?半小時以后再來。
      王母:半小時?你行不行啊?
      玉皇:你不信?再來!
      大仙女:你們停一下啦!看桃園的猴子已經把主會場掀翻了!
      王母:大膽!趕來這里踢場?
      玉皇:是啊!李天王,該你出場了!
      黎明:我么?
    
      (眾小姑娘一片歡呼)
    
      玉皇:對不起,不是黎天王,是李天王!
      黎明:噢!原來是這樣,其實我只是為了增加一下收視率來客串的,收隊!
      李天王:終于到我出場了么?代俺率領一萬文藝兵去捉拿妖猴!
      玉皇(小聲說):靠!秀逗!這要能贏我就吃了靈霄殿……
      ……
      李天王:稟報玉皇!小人大勝而歸!
      玉皇:又騙人?誰見過大勝而歸的人不穿下半身的?
      李天王:哦?這我倒沒注意,不過,這也不能怪我啊?那幫文藝兵到了花果山就只會唱歌跳舞的,讓那些猴子以為是心連心藝術團來慰問演出,搞的我很沒有面子啊!
      太上老君:看來就只有我出手了……
      玉皇:你?
      太上老君:不錯,我就是太上老君,就是傳說眾的那個戰無不勝、攻無不克、人垱殺人、佛擋殺佛的……誒呦!誰呀?誰的內褲!
      玉皇:我的!
      王母:靠!分明是我的。
      玉皇:你就快去吧!
      ……
    
      (一柱香的時間過后)
    
      太上老君:妖猴已經帶到!
      玉皇:靠!想不到你老人家還行啊!
      太上老君:其實也沒有什么了啦,我算準了他會偷吃我的仙丹--搖頭丸,現在正好又到上癮時間了!
      玉皇:哦,原來如此!所以呢,在這里就要奉勸正在看我們節目的小朋友千萬不要沾毒品。那你打算怎么處理這之猴子呢?
      太上老君:他吃過仙丹和蟠桃,一般的刑法是不能動他毫毛的,不如就讓他到我的煉丹爐里去煉一煉吧!

顯示/隱藏
領悟人生的十三句名言

1、XIAORENSHIYIZHONGXIUYANG,DARENZEYOUYIZHONGQITU。

江苏快三开奖结果2、KONGZHIBULEZIJI,NIJIUKONGZHIBULEBIEREN。

3、ZHIYAONICHANGZHUERDUO,JIUHUITINGDAOBUZHONGTINGHUOZHONGTINGDEHUA,BUBIWEICIFANNAO。

4、ZUIYOURENCHUZUIWEIXIAN。

5、CHENGGONGBINGBUZAIYUBIERENZOUNIYEZOU,ERSHIZAIYUBIERENTINGXIALAINIRENGRANZAIZOU。

6、BAPENGYOUBIANCHENGDIRENSHIYIZHONGYUCHUN,BADIRENHUAWEIPENGYOUSHIYIZHONGZHIHUI。

江苏快三开奖结果7、YUANLIANGBIERENCHANGCHANGBIZHIZEBIERENGENGYOULILIANG。

江苏快三开奖结果8、ZHIXINSHANGJIDEJIAOYIN,BIANKANBUDAOTIANSHANGDEXIONGYING。

江苏快三开奖结果9、NIXINZHONGDEKONGJIANYUEDA,SHENGCHANGDEHUADUOJIUHUIYUEFANMAO。

江苏快三开奖结果10、HEXIAORENDUIMA,NIHUIBIANCHENGAIZI。

11、NIZHANZAIYINYINGLI,QUESHUOTAIYANGDUINIBUGONGPING。

12、GEIGEHOUQIANZHU,JIUYIWEIZIJISHIQITIANDASHENG。ZHESHIRENMENCHANGFANDECUOWU。

13、ZAIXIAOXILI,YUCHANGCHANGGANJUEZIJIHENDA,DAOLEDAHAILITACAIZHIDAOQISHIZIJIHENXIAO。

顯示/隱藏
至今無人超越的網絡第一書,今何在小說《悟空傳》經典語錄

江苏快三开奖结果1.DANGWUBAINIANDEGUANGYINZHISHIYIGEPIANJU,XUWUSHIJIANZHONGDERENWUYOUWEISHENMEERKU,WEISHENMEERXINI?

江苏快三开奖结果2.YEXUMEIGERENCHUSHENGDESHIHOUDOUYIWEIZHETIANDIDOUSHIWEITAYIGERENERCUNZAIDE,DANGTAFAXIANZIJICUODESHIHOU,TABIANKAISHICHANGDA。

3.BUYAOSI,YEBUYAOGUDUDEHUO。

4.WOZHONGYUMINGBAI,WOSHOUZHONGDEJINGUBANG,SHANGBUNENGTONGTIAN,XIABUNENGTANHAI,MEIYOUQITIANDASHENG,ZHIYOUYIZHIXIAOHOUZI。

5.SHENGWOHEYONG?BUNENGHUANXIAO。MIEWOHEYONG?BUJIANKUANGJIAO。

6.WOZHONGBUNENGGAIBIANNEIGEKAISHI,HEBUWANGLENEIGEJIEJUNI?

7.WOYAOZHETIAN,ZAIZHEBUZHUWOYAN,YAOZHEDI,ZAIMAIBULEWOXIN,YAOZHEZHONGSHENG,DOUMINGBAIWOYI,YAONEIZHUFO,DOUYANXIAOYUNSAN!

8.WOXIANGYIGEYOULING,SHIKUSHIXIAOZHU,JIUERJIUZHI,YEBUZHIZHEBEIXISHIZIJIDE,HUANSHIYIZHONGBIAOYAN,HENDUORENZAIKANZHUWO,TAMENZAIJIAOHAO,DANWOHENGUDU,WOSHENGHUOZAIZIJIDEHUANXIANGZHONG,WOHUANXIANGZHUWOZAIYIGEJIANDANERYOUFUZADESHIJIE,NEILIZHIYOUSHENYUYAO,MEIYOUREN,MEIYOURENJIANDEYIQIESUOSUI,QUEYOUYIQIENISUOXIANGXIANGBUDAODEDONGXI。DANZHENZHENGSHENGHUOZAINEILI,WOYOUGUDU,YINWEIWOSHIYIGEREN。

9.SHIBUSHIXUANZERENHEYIGEFANGXIANG,DOUHUIYOUXIANGTONGYIGESUMINGNI?

10.SHENBUHUIQUJIURENHEREN,NENGJIUNIDEZHIYOUNIZIJI。RUGUONISILE,GAIBIANBULERENHESHIQING DANZHIYAONIHUOZHU,JIUKEYIGAIBIANYIQIE

江苏快三开奖结果11.FOZAIXINZHONG,NISHUOTAZUOSHEN?BURUFANGPI!

12.YINWEIWOXIANGHUOZHU,WOBUNENGYANZANGWOXINZHONGDEBENYU,ZHENGRUWOXINZHONGAINIMEILI,YOUZENNENGZUISHANGZHUANGSIDAJIEKONG。

江苏快三开奖结果13.YUANLAIXIANGZHEYANGSHENXIANMEIFAGUANDEDONGXIDOUYOUGEMINGZI,JIAOZUO--YAO.

江苏快三开奖结果14.WENSHIJIANQINGWEIHEWU,FOYUE:FEIWU!!!

15.NEITIANSHANG,YOUYILUNNEIMELANDEYUELIANG。MANTIANDEYINHE,BAGUANGHUIJINGJINGZHAOZAIYIZHIKUQIDEZHUSHENSHANG。

16.WOZOUDEZAIYUANYEZOUBUCHUNEIPIANTIANME?

17.NENGJIDENIDERENYIJINGBUZAILE,WOYEYIJINGBUZAILE,MEIYOURENZAIAIZHUNIYEMEIYOURENZAIHENZHUNI,YIQIEBUGUOSHIXUWU,WOYEZHISHIXUWU,ZAIYUZHOUJIANPIAOHU,MEIYOUDAOYING,GUANGXIANCHUANTOUWOERQU,MEIYOURENKANJIANWO。

18.WOYOUYIGEMENG,WOXIANGWOFEIQISHI,NEITIANYERANGKAILU,WORUHAISHI,SHUIYEFENCHENGLIANGBIAN,ZHONGSHENZHUXIAN,JIANWOYECHENGXIONGDI,WUYOUWULV,TIANXIAZAIWUKEJUWOZHIWU,ZAIWUKEGUANWOZHIREN,ZAIWUWODAOBULEZHICHU,ZAIWUWOZUOBUCHENGZHISHI,ZAIWUWOZHANBUSHENGZHIWU。

19.WOBUZHIDAOWEISHENMEYAOYINWEISHIQUERYOUSHANG,WEISHENMEWEILESHIGUANGDUANZANERYOULV。WOYAOQUZHAODAONEILILIANG,RANGSUOYOUDESHENGMINGDOUCHAOYUEJIEXIAN,RANGSUOYOUDEHUATONGSHIZAIDADISHANGKAIFANG。RANGXIANGFEIDEJIUNENGZIYOUFEIXIANG,RANGSUOYOURENHETAMENXIHUANDEYONGYUANDIZAIYIQI。

20.RUGUOSHANGTIANZHIWOXINCHENG,JIURANGSHITOUYEFAYABA。

21.SIJIUSHISHENMEYEKANBUJIAN,SHENMEYETINGBUJIAN,SHENMEYEGANJUEBUDAO,SHENMEYEBUHUIXIANG,JIUXIANGNIWEICHUSHENGSHIYIYANG.

22.DENGDAONEIYICHANEI,HEIANDETIANKONGTURANBEIYIDAOJUDADESHANDIANHUAKAI. SUNWUKONGYIYUEERQI,JIANGJINGUBANGZHIZHIXIANGCANGQIONG."LAIBA"!NEIYIKEBEIDIANGUANGZHAOLIANGDETADESHENZI,QIANWANNIANHOURENGNINGGUZAICHUANSHUOZHIZHONG。

江苏快三开奖结果23.NIYIWEINIYOUHENDUOLUKEYIXUANZE,DANSHIZAINISIZHOUYOUHENDUOKANBUJIANDEQIANG,QISHINIZHIYOUYITIAOLUKEYIZOU.

24.SHENBUTAN,WEIHERONGBUDEYIDIANDUIQIBUJING?SHENBUE,WEIHEYAOJIANGDISHANGQIANWANSHENGLINGMINGYUN,WOYUSHOUZHONG?

江苏快三开奖结果25.DAHAIZAIYUEYEZHONGSHANZHUWANDIANYINGUANG,ZAIHAIBIANGAOGAODESHANYASHANG,ZHANZHUYIZHISHIHOU,TADAIDAIWANGZHUDAHAI。SHIJIESHIZHEGEYANGZIDEME?JIMUZHICHU,WUBIANWUJIE,WOQUEBUNENGZAIJINYIBU?

26.WOSUIRANSHIZHIZHU,DANWO,BU,REN,NI,MEN,ZAI!

江苏快三开奖结果27.RUOTIANYAWO,PIKAINEITIAN,RUODIJUWO,TASUINEIDI,WODENGSHENGLAIZIYOUSHEN,SHUIGANGAOGAOZAISHANG.

江苏快三开奖结果28.FUJINQIANZHONGZUI,LIANJIUBUSIXIN.

江苏快三开奖结果29.RENSHENGMEIYOUSHENMEHUIYONGYUANBUSHIQUDE,KESHIYOUDERENBUXIANGXIN,SUOYITAMENHUIBUTINGDEXUNZHAO,ZHAOYIBEIZI。

30.NICUOLE。WOBUSHIWANGJIYIQIE,WOSHIYIWUSUOYOU。

江苏快三开奖结果31.DAIZHIYINGXIONGMENZAITIEZHUDEYAOLANZHONGCHENGCHANG,YONGGANDEXINXIANGCONGQIANYIYANG,QUZAOFANGWANNENGDESHENZHI,ERZAIZHEZHIQIAN,WOQUECHANGGANDAO,YUQIGUSHENBASHE,BURUANRANCHENSHUI。

江苏快三开奖结果32.DUIWOLAISHUO,RENHEYIGEDIFANGDOUSHIJIA。KEYOUDERENQUEBAJIAFANGZAISHIJIEMOUYIGEDIFANG,SUOYITAMENCAIHUIZHAOBUDAO,CAIHUISIZAILUSHANG。

33.YEXUCENGYOUGUONEIYANGYIGEWO,NEIYANGDESHENGHUOGUO。TADESHENYINGYINZAIZHEGESHIDAILI。WOKANJIANTADECHUANSHUO。

34.FENFENLUOXIEPIAOXIANGDADI,BAIXUEXIAZHONGZICHENSHUI,YIDUOHUAKAILEYOUXUNSUKUWEI,ZAILIUZHUANDEGUANGDEYINYINGZHONG,XINGTUBUDUANBIANHUAN,HAISHUIZHONGCHUQIGAOSHAN,CAOMUJIBAIDAIDERONGKU,ZONGYOUYIPIANPIANDEYINGFENGTINGLI,KUSITAMENDEZUXIAN。

35.YIQIEDOUHUIXIAOSHI,NENGLIUXIADEZHIYOUJIYI。ERJIYISHISHIZAIHUANSHIXUHUAN?TAMOBUZHUKANBUDAO,DANTAQUEYOUSHINEIYANGCHENZHONGDEMINGKEZAIXIN。

36.NIYAOJIZHUNISHIYIGEHOUZI,YINCINIBUYONGXUEZUOSHENXIAN,NIDEBENXINGBISUOYOUSHENMINGDOUGAOGUI。

37.TIANDIHEYONG?BUNENGXIBEI,FENGYUEHEYONG?BUNENGYINSHI。XIANCHENHEYONG?WANWUQIZHONG,BIANHUAHEYONG?DAOFAZICHENG。MIANBIHEYONG?BUJIANTAOTAO,BANGHEHEYONG?YITOUDABAO。SHENGWOHEYONG?BUNENGHUANXIAO,MIEWOHEYONG,BUJIANKUANGJIAO。CONGHEERLAI?TONGSHENGSHISHANG,QILEERGE,XINGBIANDADAO。WANLIQIANLI,ZONGZHAOBUDAO,BURUYUWO,XIANGFENGYIXIAO。MANGXIEDOULIQIANNIANZOU,WANGUCHANGKONGYICHAOYOU,TAGEERXINGZHE,WUWOLIANGWANGJIAN。HAI!HAI!HAI!ZIZAIXIAOYAO……

38. “ANLAOMABAANSHENGXIALAISHI,YEMEIGAOSUANZHUYISHENGYIYISHISHENME?ANZHENGZAIKUXIANG,YIKANQITAXIONGDIDOUXIANQIANGZHUBANAITOUZHANGUANGLE,CAIZHIDAOSHENMEJIAOZHENTAMACHUN!”

39.TASUOYAODE,WOQUANDOUPAOQI,ZHISHENGXIAWOJIEJINGDELINGHUN,GEIWOSUOAIDEREN。

江苏快三开奖结果40.YIDUANDUIHUA(SUNWUKONG、TIANPENG、AYUE)

“ZHEWEIBIANSHIQITIANDASHENGBA?”AYUESHUO,“TINGSHUONISHISHIZHONGSUOSHENG,RENDEXINSHI,ZHIPAYUNIXINBUTONG。NIYEXUSHAOLEQIZHONGYIQIAO。”

“NIZHESHIZAIMAANLAOSUNQUEXINYANGE?”

江苏快三开奖结果“NIHEWOMENBUYIYANGBA,RENTIANSHENGBIANSHIQUEDE,YISHENGXIALAIBIANHUIBUAN,SUOYIYISHENGDOUZAIXUNQIUBUQUAN,SHENQISHIYESHIQUEDE,ZHIBUGUOSHENBAXUNQIUDEYUWANGXIAOQULE,ZHEYANGXINLIBIANJUEYUANMANLE。WOBUXIANGPIANZIJI,DANNIHAOXIANGZHENDEMEIYOUZHEYANGDEBUAN,YINWEINISHITIANCHENGZHIWUDEYUANGUBA。YEXUYOUYITIAN,NIHUIMINGBAI,DANGNIKANJIAN……NIDELINGHUNLIYOULELINGYIGEYINGZIDESHIHOU。”TIANPENGSHUO。


  


顯示/隱藏
扯淡的青春,拿什么來炫耀?

BUQUKAN,BUQUXIANG,BUQUGUOWEN,GENBUSHANGDEBUFA,HEBIQUZHUIGAN,YOUYITIAN,NIZIHUIMINGBAI。

江苏快三开奖结果XIANGBAZIJIKANTOU,JINCIERYI。

江苏快三开奖结果JIMOSHITINGJIANMOUGESHUXIMINGZI,BUXIAOXINXIANGQIMOUXIEGUSHI。

DANGYIQIEZHISHENGXIACENGJINGLE,WOQUEZAIHUIYIDELACHEXIAZOUBUCHULAI。

江苏快三开奖结果JIYISUIPIANDEZHIZHU,JIZAIZHUDEHAO,LIANZIJIDEYINGZIDOUZAIZHUIXUN,DEJIAOBU。

江苏快三开奖结果YIZHIYONGZIJIDEFANGSHI,QUJINIANNI。

SHAGUA,WOMENDOUYIYANG,YIYANGDEJIANQIANG。ZHISHIYOUSHIHOUBENLEDIAN,

江苏快三开奖结果NIDEXIAORONG,YINWODELIKAIERSHIQULESECAI。

江苏快三开奖结果17SUIDEQIUTIAN,WOYINNIERXIAODEMEIMEIDE。

WOZAICHANGGE,NITINGDAOLEME?YUANFANGDEGEERBAWOXINDIDESHENGYINCHUANDAONIERBIANLEME?

江苏快三开奖结果YINNIDEXINGWEI,WOKAISHIFANGSIDAXIAO。

江苏快三开奖结果′DUZILINGTINGYINLEDEMEI。

江苏快三开奖结果\WODEYANGGUANG,ZHIXIANGZHAOSHEGEINI。

NIDEXIAORONG,ZAIHUIYIWO。

江苏快三开奖结果naWOLIKAILE,YEDAIZOULENIDEWEIXIAO。

HAI,WOMANGZHUZAIXINGFU,QINGNIBIANZHAN。

`ZHUIZHUZHONGDEMEILI,WUKEBINI。

江苏快三开奖结果XIGUANLENIDELIKAI,BUXIANGQUZAIYILE。

SHIGUOJINGQIAN,SHUIHUANZAIYUANDIAN。

江苏快三开奖结果NVRENNIZONGRANYOUWANBANXINSUIYEGAIXIAODETIANMEI。

江苏快三开奖结果BIEGEIWOSHUONEIMEDUOSHI,WOBUSHIMAO,MEINEIMEHAOQI。GUANYUNIMEN

JINTIANWOXIHUANNIJIUZAINISHENBIAN,RUGUOWOXIHUANBIERENLEJIUZAIBIERENSHENBIAN。

SHASHIBIYASHUO:MEIGUISHIMEIDE,DANGENGMEIDESHITABAOHANDEXIANGWEI。

ZHUeZHIWANGWOTIHUI。eZHIWANGWOJIE。

江苏快三开奖结果ZAINIYANLI,WOSHENMEDOUSHICUODE,ZHISHIWODOUBUHUIZAIZAIHU。

DANGMINGTIANDEYANGGUANGCHUXIAN,YIXIEWOCHUOJIUBIXUXIAOSHI。

ZONGSHIKEYIZHUANGZUOBUZAIHUDESHUO:QISHIWOZAOZHIDAONIBUAIWOLE。

YEXUQIANSHIWOSHIYIZHILANG,CANSHALETAIDUOSHENGLING,SUOYIJINSHIZHUDINGGUDU。

XIAOSHIZUOBUDAONEIMEWANSHAN,GUAIWOBUGOUJIANQIANG。

江苏快三开奖结果BIEZAIWOMIANQIANSHUOXIEKELIANDESHIQING,PINGSHENMERANGWOTONGQINGNI?

WOBUSHITANGSANZANG,BUXUYAOQITIANDASHENG,SUOYI,BIENEIMEBAOHUWO。

WOGAIXUEHUIDUINIBUNEIMEFANGZONGGENCHONGGUAN。

BIEANZHAOSHENDEBIAOZHUNYAOQIUWO,WOBUGUOSHIGEPUTONGREN。

DUIYUNIMEN,WOZHISHIGEKEYONGKEWUDEYINGZI。

 ̄CHEDANDEQINGCHUN,NASHENMELAIXUANYAO?

BEISHANG,DENGYUBEILIZANGSANG。

江苏快三开奖结果ZUGUOYOUHUADUO,YEKEYIYOUBAIDUO。

江苏快三开奖结果NIDEBULIBUCAI,TONGDEXINLI,SHANGZAIGULI。

★,tMANTIANYANMIYUTINGDUOLE,HUIDAOZHITANGNIAOBINGDI。

江苏快三开奖结果ㄣ~RENSHUOJINSHENGZHIAINIYIGENVREN,NAJIAOCHUANSHUO。。

//,XINJINGZIRANLIANG,MEIQIANZIRANSHOU。

江苏快三开奖结果WOMENDEGUSHIMEIYOUJIXU,SHIYIJU“ZAIJIAN”

AINIAIDEHAIKUSHILAN,ZUIHAODEDAODESHI"BEISHANGNILIUCHENGHE”,

SHISHUIDAOYANLEZUICHUDEXIEHOU,QUEBUKENLIUXIAJIEJUDEDAAN。

江苏快三开奖结果TIANKONGMINGZHULIANG,WOMENHUIZAINALIFENKAI。

LIBIE,WOMENSHIJIELECHANGCHANGDEBAN,ZHONGJIANGHUANSHIYAOFENKAI,RENSHENGJIUSHIFENFENHEHE,QUQULAILAI。

江苏快三开奖结果NIJIUSHISHAMOLIDIPINGXIANSHANGDESHAMOLVZHOU,DAIGEIWOMANHUAIXINXIERXIAOSHI。

江苏快三开奖结果CHONGJING,SHIKEXING,WANGZHUTASHIJUEDEHENJIN,JIUZAIJINJINDEYANQIAN。ZHUAZHUDESHIHOU,QUEGEZHUWUSHUGUANGNIAN。

WOMENJIUXIANGYIGENHUOCHAIBANG,YIRANERJIN,SHUGUANGHUANMEIKANDAOJINTOU。

WOKANZHUDITU,QUEZHAOBUDAOKEYIXIAOSHIDEDIFANG。

江苏快三开奖结果BEIFENGCHUIGUODENEIXIETIANLI,HAOXIANGCONGWOXINLIDAIZOULENI。

FENGCHUIHUALUO,SANLUOKONGZHONG,NIWOSUIFENGLIUSHI。

江苏快三开奖结果SHIQIHUIYIDESUIPIAN,WOQUEZAIYEWUFAPINCHUNIDEMOYANG。

江苏快三开奖结果JINGMIWEIGUANG。ZHIXIANGBIAOZAINA。XINKONGKONGDERUKONGJI。NISHISHUI。QUZUOWOKONGDEWEIZHI。


顯示/隱藏
西游記中的經典語句

WUKONG:”AISHIFUFANGXIN,YOUANLAOSUNNI!“

BAJIE:”SHIFUYOUBEIYAOGUAIZHUAQULE,PASHIZAOBEIZHULECHILE!DASHIXIONGNIHUINIDEHUAGUOSHAN,WOHUIWODEGAOLAOZHUANG,SHASHIDIHUITADELIUSHAHE,ZANMENFENLEXINGLIGEBENQIANCHENGBA!“

江苏快三开奖结果SHASENG:”WUJINGSHOUPUSADIANHUA,SIYEYAOBAOHUSHIFUDAOXITIANQUJING,ZENKEBANTUERFEI?“

(WUKONGJIANDAOHEIXIONGGUAI,BUJINXIAOCHUSHENGLAI)

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:NIDAODISHISHAOYAODE,HUANSHIMAITANDE,ZHENSHIHEIDEJUNQIAO!

江苏快三开奖结果(TANGSENGXIANCHUZIJIDEZIJINBOYUZUOWEIRENSHI,NEIHESHANGNAQILAIZHENGZAIQIAOJI)

BAJIE:QIAO,QIAOSHENMEQIAO,ZIJINDE!TANGWANGSIDEBAOBEI。QIAO,QIAO!

(WUKONGBUDEBUDAONANHAIZHAOGUANYINBANGMANG,GANGDAOMENKOU,JIUJIANHEIXIONGGUAIZUODESHANSHENLANZHUQULU)

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:HAONIGEHEIXIONGJING,KANZAIWORAOLENIDEFENSHANG,NANDAONIBUYINGGAIJIAOWOYISHENGLAOYE?

HEIXIONG:KE,JUNZIBUNIANJIUE,HUANTINEIXIEGANSHENMEYA?GUANYINTEYIRANGWOZAICIYINGNI!

WUKONG:ZHENDE?QING!

TANGSENG:CHUJIARENSIDAJIEKONG。

NVWANG:NIZHENGKAIYANJINGKANYIKAN,WOBUXINNIYANZHONGKONGKONG

[SHITULIANGRENDAOYIJIAZHUSU,JIALIYOUZUSUNLIANGREN]

WUKONG:NIZHELAOTOU,LUNQILAINIHUANSHIWOZHONGSUNZINI!

江苏快三开奖结果TANGSENG:WUKONG,XIUDEHUYAN。

江苏快三开奖结果LAOZHE:CHANGLAO,TASHUODEYEQUESHIBUJIAYA。TINGZUFUSHUO,WUBAINIANQIAN,TIANJIANGDASHAN,SHANXIAJIUYAZHUYIZHISHENHOUA。JINRININLAORENJIAZHONGYUCHULAILE。

WUKONG:WOLAORENJIA?WOLAORENJIA?HAHA,HAHA……

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:CULIUERBOJIXILIUERDOU,SHISHANGNAXIANNANRENCHOU!

BAJIE:HOUGE,WOZIJISHICHIDEKUAILEXIE。NIZAINONGLIANGGE,WOYEXIANGNIMENYIYANGXIJIAOMANYANDE!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:ZHEGUOZIJIQIANNIANCAIJIEYIGE,NIWOCHITASANGE,YIJINGZAOHUABUQIAN,NIHUANXIANGCHIBAOA!

江苏快三开奖结果(WUKONGPIANBAJIEXIAJINGLAOCHULEGUOWANGDESHITI,YILUBEIHUILAI)

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:SHIFU,HOUGEDEWAIGONGRANGWOGEIBEIHUILAILA!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:DAIZI,SHENMEWOWAIGONG!

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:BUSHINIWAIGONGNIFEIZHEMEDAJINGRANGWOBEITA?

NVSHIZHU,HECHAHECHA

江苏快三开奖结果ZHEWAWAZENMENENGCHI?NAZOUNAZOU

XINGSUNDEWAIGONG

ANLAOSUNQUYE!

NISHIHUJINGNISHIHUJING!NISHIHUJINGNISHIHUJING!

HOUGE!DENGDENGWO!

SUNCHANGLAO,LIBIANQING

GEGE,ZANMENHUANYOUHUANGJINSHENGNA

江苏快三开奖结果DAI,CHIANLAOSUNYIBANG…

DAI!YAOJINGWANGNALIZOU!

江苏快三开奖结果YIGESHIMAOLIANLEIGONGZUI,YIGESHIFEITOUDAER

MADUOLING!

江苏快三开奖结果YITONGFUXIA……

江苏快三开奖结果WOYIWEISHISHUI……YUANLAISHIBIMAWENA

江苏快三开奖结果CHILETANGSENGROU,JIUNENGCHANGSHENGBULAO

江苏快三开奖结果HUANGSHANYELINGNALAIDEXX,FENMINGSHIYAOGUAIBIANDE

NVSHIZHU,YIQIXIXIBA,YIQIXIXIBA

DAIZI!KUAIQUBAOHUSHIFU

江苏快三开奖结果ZHESHIBENYUANZHUCHI”JINCHICHANGLAO

江苏快三开奖结果PINSENGCONGDONGTUDATANGERLAI,DAOXITIANBAIFOQIUJING

NVPUSA!LAOZHUZHEXIANGYOULILE!

YOULAIYOUQU

PINSENGZIDONGTUDATANGERLAI,DAOWANGXITIANBAIFOQIUJING,LUGUOBAOFANG,JIESUYISU!

XIAODEMENF%#$^%$&U^*&#(

ZHANGMUNIANG,WOLAOZHUHUANHUIHUILAIDE

TAJIAOZUOBENBOERBA,WOJIAOZUOBABOERBEN。TASHINIANYUGUAI,WOSHIHEIYUJING

KUAIQINGRULAIFOZU

WODANGSHISHUI?YUANLAISHIGAISIDEBIMAWENA!

GANLUYAOJIN!

JINJIAODAWANG:JINTIANZHENSHITONGLEHOUZIWOLE,QIANMIANZHUOLEGESUNXINGZHE,YOULAILEGEZHEXINGSUN,XIANZAIYOU

江苏快三开奖结果MAOCHULAIGEXINGZHESUN,DAIWOZAICHUQUSHOULETA。

江苏快三开奖结果JINJIAODAWANG:JIAONIYISHENG,NIGANDAYINGMA?

XINGZHESUN:WOJIAONIYISHENG,NIGANDAYINGMA?

江苏快三开奖结果JINJIAODAWANG:XINGZHESUN,XINGZHESUN……

XINGZHESUN:YEYEZAICI,YEYEZAICI……

JINJIAODAWANG:ZENMEHUISHI?

江苏快三开奖结果XINGZHESUN:NINEIGESHIMUHULU,JIANDAOWOZHEZHIGONGHULU,TAJIUBULINGLE。

江苏快三开奖结果XINGZHESUN:JINJIAODAWANG,JINJIAODAWANG。

JINJIAODAWANG:A

江苏快三开奖结果XINGZHESUN:WAHAHA……

江苏快三开奖结果HAOSHENGZHAOGUHAOSHIFU,WOQUQUJIULAI。

江苏快三开奖结果DASHIXIONG,ZHEKEZENMEBANA?

SHIFUNI?

江苏快三开奖结果SHIFU,SHIFUBEIYAOGUAIZHUAZOULE……

YINJIAOBAZHUBAJIEJIGEZHUALAI,JINJIAOEWANDAO“CHIZHEGEMEIYONG”

江苏快三开奖结果TANGSENG:NIZHEHOUTOUXIUDEWULI!NVSHIZHU,NINSHOUJINGLE。

YUDIGEGE

ZHUCHANGLAO,SHOULESHENTONGBA

江苏快三开奖结果TANGSENG:BAJIE,SIWEN…

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:SIWENYOUBUNENGDANGFANCHI

江苏快三开奖结果NIDELINGSHIMUDE,WODELINGSHIGONGDE,MUDEJIANLEGONGDE,JIUBUGUANYONGLE

WOKEBUSHINEIJIAODIDIDEGUOWANG,WOYOUDESHILIQIHESHOUDUAN!

江苏快三开奖结果YUANZHUYAOXIANGCHUANDECHANGYUANME……

江苏快三开奖结果NINEIGESHIHULUSUNZI,WOZHEGESHIHULUYEYE!

MOKEQIEXIEANUOTUO,KUAIJIANGZHENJINGSHOUYUTAMEN。

RENZHONGLAILA,RENZHONGLAILA

BAJIE,QUNONGDIANMANIAOLAI

江苏快三开奖结果“A,JINGWENDOUSHILE,ZHEKERUHESHIHAO”

江苏快三开奖结果“SHIFU,ZHEJINGWENLI,SHENMEZIDOUMEIYOUA”

江苏快三开奖结果JIASHANI,WODEBAOBEIJIASHANI???

NEISIWEISHENXIANDOUBUZAIJIA。

江苏快三开奖结果NISHIHOUZIQINGLAIDEJIUBINGMA?

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG,QINGKANZHEBIAN,ZHEBIANDETAOSHU,SANQIANNIANYIKAIHUA,SANQIANNIANYIJIEGUO,CHILENENGGOUSHIRENCHANGSHENGBULAO。

DASHENG,ZAIKANZHEBIAN……

江苏快三开奖结果ZHUBAJIE:GAISIDEBIMAWEN!HUAILEWODEHAOSHI,NIGAIDANGHEZUIANI!

YANGLIDAXIAN:NISHENGSHUISHENMEWEIDAO?

江苏快三开奖结果LULIDAXIAN:YOUSAOYOUCHOUBUTAIHAOHE。

江苏快三开奖结果HULIDAXIAN:SHUOBUDING,SHENGSHUIJIUZHEGEWEI。

XIAONIANGZI

NIJIUCONGLEWOBA

WUGULUNHUIZHISUO

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIESHUO:WOLAOSHI,WOBUZHIDAO

SHIFUYAOSHIWENWOZHESHISHENMESHAN,WOJIUSHUOSHISHITOUSHAN,YAOWENWOSHISHENMEDONG,WOJIUSHUOSHISHITOUDONG

江苏快三开奖结果ANSHINEI500NIANQIAN……

NAZOUNAZOU

ZHEFENMINGSHIWEIMANZHOUSUIDEYINGER

江苏快三开奖结果NIZHEPOHOU,NEIZHENYUANDAXIANLIANWODOUYAORANGTA3FEN,NIDAOHAOQUEBATADESHUGEI……

SUNWUKONG:LAOGUAN,BANINEIDANYAOJIE1000WAN

TAISHANGLAOJUN:1000WAN!?DANGFANCHINA。MEIYOUMEIYOU

YUDIGEGE,SUIRANSHISHENWEINVWANG,DANCONGWEIXIANGSHOUGUORENJIANHUANLE

江苏快三开奖结果NAYOUJIANMIANJIUJIAORENYAOGUAIDE,KANDAOXIAODEYAOJIAOGUNIANG,BINIDADEYAOJIAOJIEJIE

江苏快三开奖结果NVYAOJING:CHANGLAO!CHANGLAO……

YAOJING:TANGSENGROUXIANZAIHUANCHIBUDE,TADEDATUDISHI500NIANQIANDANAOTIANGONGDEQITIANDASHENGSUNWUKONG

YAOJING:WODAOSHISHUI,YUANLAISHINEIBIMAWENA,HAHAHA……

江苏快三开奖结果SUNWUKONG:QISHAANYE!CHIANLAOSUNYIBANG!

江苏快三开奖结果SHASHIDIWOMENHUANSHIFENXINGLIBA……

江苏快三开奖结果NIHUINIDELIUSHAHEWOHUIWODEGAOLAOZHUANG……

BAILONGMAYANIHUINIDEXIHAILONGGONG

TANGDAGUANERSUNERGUANERZHUSANGUANERSHASIGUANER

YUDIGEGE,NIKANNEIYUANYANGXISHUI,SHUANGQISHUANGFEI,HEDENGKUAILE!

WEISHENMESHIJIANHUANYOUXIANGWOMENZHEYANGDEGUNANGUANV,BUNENGCHENGSHUANGCHENGDUI?WEISHENMEYUDIGEGEGANYUANSHOUGUDENGBANGUFO,DANSUDANFEINI?

江苏快三开奖结果JIRANYUDIGEGEYOURUCIQINGHUAI,NEIMEYANQIANJIUYOUNIYAOWANJIUDEYUNYUNZHONGSHENGYA!

YUDIGEGE,NEIJIUQINGGUANSHANGGUOBAOBA

江苏快三开奖结果NANDAO,ZAIYUDIGEGEYANLI,WOHUANSUANBUDEGUOBAOMA?

江苏快三开奖结果TANGSENG:BIXIA,NEIJUZILINAISHIPOLANLIUDIUYIKOUZHONG。

江苏快三开奖结果LIWENHUA:HESHANGWULI!GANCHAOXIAOWOGUOWUBAO?

江苏快三开奖结果ZHAOLIRONG:(LUGUOTANGSENGDESHIHOUXIAOSHENGSHUO)CUOLE,CUOLE!

ZHUBAJIE:(DUISHASENG)TAMENBUZHIDAOHOUGESHICHITAODEXINGJIA。

NIRUOZAIZHIMIBUWU,WOKEYAONIANNAJINGUZHOULE!

江苏快三开奖结果SHA:ERSHIXIONG,NIZHESHIGANSHENME

ZHU:FENXINGLIA

YAOGUAINIWANGNALIZOU?

YAOGUAIKUAIHUANWOSHIFU

江苏快三开奖结果XIAONIAOAXIAONIAO,NIKENDINGSHIDASHIXIONGBIANDE!!

DASHENGDASHENG

SHIBUDE,SHIBUDE

NIZHEGESIGAOCAI,JIALIYOUGEYAOGUAI,HUANGEIWOQINGGELEIGONGHUILAI!

WOBUSHILEIGONG,LEIGONGSHIWODEZHONGSUNNI!

NENGSHICIBAOZHEFENWENBUQU,BUSHICIBAOZHEQIANJINBUMAI

TAISHANGLAOJUN:HOUTOU,ZIWEIRUHE?

DAYUE:HAOLIANGKUAI,HAOSHUFU

TAISHANGLAOJUN:NG?WORANGNIHAOHAOLIANGKUAI,HAOHAOSHUFU!

CHANGLAO,TIANSEBUZAO,WOMENZAODIANXIEXILEBA

BAJIE:NIZHEZAOWENDEBIMAWEN

DASHENG,ZHERENSHENGGUOYUJINERLUO,YUMUERKU,YUSHUIZEHUA,YUHUOERKU…ZHEGEYUTUME…HEIHEI…ERRUWA

SHOUJINLANJIASHAYIJIAN,JIULONGXIZHANGYITIAO

江苏快三开奖结果XIAMIANSHIBUFEN86BANXIYOUJIJINGPINTAICI,KENENGHUIZHAODAOSHANGMIANDETAICIE

江苏快三开奖结果NAZHA:WOSHITUOTALITIANWANGSANTAIZINAZHA!FENGMINGQIANLAIZHUONI!

WUKONG:O?HEIHEI!XIAOHAIER,NIDENAIYAHUANMEICHANGQI,ZENMEJIUSHUOZHEZHONGDAHUA?

QIXIANNV:SHENMEQITIANDASHENG,YUANLAISHIGEMAOHOUERYA!HENG,XIAOXIAODEBIMAWEN,HUANXIANGFUSHENMEPANTAOSHENGHUI!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:YUDILAOER!NIMENDOUSHENMEZHAOFADOUSHICHULAIBA!

YUDI:KUAIQUQINGRULAIFOZU!!《DASHENGNAOTIANGONG》

WUKONG:CHANGYANDAO,HUANGDILUNLIUZUO,MINGTIANDAOWOJIA!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:YUDI!RULAI!ANLAOSUNBEINIMENPIANLA!BEINIMENPIANLA!!

江苏快三开奖结果GUANYINHUASHEN:NENGSHICIBAOZHEFENWENBUQU,BUSHICIBAOZHEZHONGJINBUMAI!《KUNQIUWUXINGSHAN》

TANGWANG:NINGAIBENXIANGYINIANTU,WULIANTAGUOWANLIANGJIN

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:SHIFU!!SHIFUZAISHANG,SHOUANLAOSUNYIBAI!

江苏快三开奖结果TANGSENG:TIANQILIANGLE,WOJIANNIYISHANDANBO,ZHEZHANGHUPIJIUYUNIDANGDANGFENGHANBA

WUKONG:GEIWODE?ZHENHAOKAN!SHIFU!ZHENHAOKANZHEHUPIQUN!《HOUWANGBAOTANGSENG》

TANGSENG:WUKONG,NIZOUDETAIKUAILE

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:SHIFU,WOZHEHUANSHIJIMANDEZOUFANA!

WUKONG:SHIFU,WOZHESHIZUOYITIANHESHANG,ZHUANGYITIANZHONG!

JINCHICHANGLAO:NEISHIGESHENMEDONGXIYA?……

TANGSENG:TADEXINGJI,YAOSHITINGJIANNIHANTASHISHENMEDONGXI,TAJIUNAOLE……

WUKONG:NIZHEYAOGUAISHISHAOYAODE,HUANSHIMAITANDE,ZHENSHIHEIDEJUNQIAO!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:ANJIUSHIWUBAINIANQIANDANAOTIANGONGDEQITIANDASHENGSUNWUKONG!

HEIXIONGJING:WODANGSHISHUI,YUANLAISHIBIMAWENNA!GEIYUDIKANMADEZHIMAXIAOGUANER!《HUOQIGUANYINGUAN》

WUKONG:BAJIE!!

BAJIE:SHIXIONG!!

WUKONG:BAJIE!!BAJIE!!

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:SHIXIONG!!NIYANJINGZENMELE?

BAJIE:NIGANSHANGLAIMA!

SHASENG:NIGANXIALAIMA!

BAJIE:NISHANGLAI!

SHASENG:NIXIALAI!

BAJIE:YOUBENSHISHANGLAI!

SHASENG:NIXIALAI!

……《KANTUFENGSANNAN》

BAJIE:SHIXIONG……SHASHIDI,NICHIDESHISHENMEYA?

SHASENG:RENCANGUOYA!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:WUJING,BIELITA!NIZIJIXIANCHIGUANGLE,YOULAIWENSHUI?

TANGSENG:BUSHIWENFAN。TAZHEGUANLIYOUSHENMERENCANGUO,NIMENNAYIGETOUCHITADELE?

BAJIE:WOLAOSHI……WOBUZHIDAO……WOMEIKANJIAN

江苏快三开奖结果QINGFENG:XIAOJIUSHITOUGUOZIDE!XIAO!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:SHENME?ANLAOSUNSHENGJIUZHEFUXIAORONG,NANDAONIGUANLIDIULEGUOZIJIUBUXUWOXIAO?

QINGFENG:MINGMINGTOULEWOMENSIGEGUOZI!QUEMEIZHULIANGXINSHUOSANGE,HUANSHUOBUSHIZEINI!

BAJIE:A,SIGE!HAOWANITOULESIGE,NIGENWOMENFENLESANGE!NIHUANZANGQIYIGE!NIZANGQIYIGE!NACHULAI!

QINGFENG:BUDUI!SIGE!

WUKONG:SANGE!

QINGFENG:SIGE!

WUKONG:SANGE!

江苏快三开奖结果QINGFENG:SIGE!SIGE!!JIUSHISIGE!

BAJIE:XIANGEISHIFU……NIBUYAO……QUANGUIWOLE《TOUCHIRENCANGUO》

BAJIE:SHIFU,NINXIANBIEGAOXING,RENJIASHIDENGZANMENDAGUANSINI!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:SHIFU,XIEBUDEA!WORUOZOULE,SHUIWEINICHUYAOJIANGGUAIBAONIXIXINGNA?

TANGSENG:NANDAOBAJIESHASENGJIUBUNENGJIANGYAO?

TANGSENG:ZHEBIANSHUBIANSHIPINGZHENG。CONGCIYIHOU,NIZAIBUSHIWOTUDILE!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:……SHIFUA……

江苏快三开奖结果TANGSENG:BINGFEISHIFUWUQINGJUEYI。ZHIYINNILIANSHANGSANMING,FOZUGUAIZUI,TIANLINANRONG。WO……SHINANLIUNI

WUKONG:SHIFU!DIZIGENNIYICHANG,QINGSHOUDIZIYIBAI!《SANDABAIGUJING》

BAJIE:SHIFUNEITIANZAIMASHANGJIAOTUDI,WOHESHASENGDOUMEITINGJIAN,SHIFUJIUXIANGQINILAILE!SHIFUHUANKUANINA!CONGMINGLINGLIYOUNENGGAN,YIJIAOJIUYING,WENYIDASHI。SHIFUZAISHUIMENGZHONGHUANJIAO“WUKONG”NA!

BAJIE:GAISIDEHOUZI!BUDANGHESHANG,NIYAODANGYAOJINGNI!QINGNIBUQU,NIBUSHITAIJU!NIZHEZAOWENDEBIMAWEN!!

WUKONG:ANLAOSUNSHENZAISHUILIANDONG,XINSUIQUJINGSENG。SHIFUBUBUYOUNAN,CHUCHUGAIZAI,TAXIANZAIZAINALISHOUNAN?

BAJIE:SHIXIONG,NIHAORENYIA!

WUKONG:BAJIE,KUAIJIANG!

WUKONG:NIZHEGEDAIZI!LINXINGZHISHIWOZHUFUYUNIRUOYOUYAOJINGLAINIJIUTIANLAOSUNSHITANGSENGDEDATUDI!NIZENMEBUTINI!

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:WOSHUOLE!KENEIYAOGUAISHUO,SHENMESUNXINGZHE,TAYAOGANLAI,WOJIUBALETADEPI,CHOULETADEJIN,KENLETADEGUTOU,CHILETADEXIN!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:BAJIE,WUJING,NIMENHAOSHENGKANHAOSHIFU!WO…ZOULE!

SHASENG:DASHIXIONG!

BAJIE:SHIFU!

TANGSENG:WUKONG!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:…SHI……

TANGSENG:WUKONG,WEISHIDECUOGUAINILE!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:SHIFU!!《ZHIJIMEIHOUWANG》

江苏快三开奖结果TANGSENG:BAJIE,ZHESHISHENMESHAN?

BAJIE:SHITOUSHAN!

SHASENG:DONGSHISHENMEDONG?

BAJIE:SHITOUDONG!

WUKONG:DONGSHISHENMEMEN?

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:DINGERDINGDETIELIANMEN!

WUKONG:DONGLIYOUDUOYUAN?

BAJIE:A?……DONGLIYOUDUOYUAN……

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:DONGYOUSANCENGMEN,RUOWENMENSHANGDUOSHAODING,JIUSHUOANLAOZHUXINMANGJIBUQINGLE!DUIBUDUI?HENG!

WUKONGJIABANGANNIANG:TINGSHUONEIPANGPANGDEZHUBAJIEDEERDUOSHENSHIHAOCHI,GEYIGEXIALAIWEIWOXIAJIU

BAJIE:ZAOWENDEHOUZI!NIYIJINDONGLAIJIUXIANGGEWODEERDUOCHIA!

JINJIAODAWANG:TONGLEHOUZIWOLE!

WUKONG:NIZHEGESHICIDE,WOZHEGESHIXIONGDE!RUJINSHIDAOBIANLE!NIDEHULUJIANLELAOGONGBUGANYANGWEILE!

YINJIAODAWANG:XINGZHESUN!

WUKONG:YEYEZAICI!YEYEZAICI!!YEYEZAICI!CHUZI《DUOBAOLIANHUADONG》

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:GANJINBAGANJINGFANGZIDASAOYIQIANJIAN!LAOSUNSHUIJUE!

江苏快三开奖结果SHASENG:ERSHIXIONG,SHIFUJIAOTUDINA!

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:BANYESANGENG,JIAOSHENMETUDINI!

BAJIE:WOYAOBATATUOCHUQU,()NIGEIWODUOSHAOQIANA?

BAJIE:SHIFU,HOUGEDEWAIGONGRANGWOLAOZHUTUOHUILAILE!

WUKONG:DAIZI,SHUISHIWOWAIGONG!

BAJIE:BUSHINIWAIGONGRANGWOTUOHUILAIGANSHENME?

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:BANIDEJIUZHUANHUANHUNDANJIEYIQIANWAN,DAJIUYUTA!

TAISHANGLAOJUN:YIQIANWAN!?DANGFANCHINA!MEIYOU!MEIYOU!

WUKONG:YIBAIWANYEBA!ZENMEYANG?

TAISHANGLAOJUN:MEIYOUMEIYOU!

WUKONG:SHILAIWANYEBA!

江苏快三开奖结果TAISHANGLAOJUN:YIWANYEMEIYOU!KUAIZOUBA!

WUKONG:ZHENGEMEIYOU?

TAISHANGLAOJUN:MEIYOU!DAOBIECHUJIEQU!

WUKONG:HEIHEI!RUCIANDAOBIECHUQUJIE!

江苏快三开奖结果TAISHANGLAOJUN:HOUTOU!HUILAI!

WUKONG:WOCHANGCHANGSHIZHENSHIJIA……

TAISHANGLAOJUN:POHOUGAIDA!

WUKONG:HEIHEI!NIZHELAOGUANERHAOXIAOJIAZIQI!SHUICHINIDE!QIAO,HEIHEI!ZAIZHEERBUSHI!《CHUYAOWUJIGUO》

TANGSENG:WOTINGJIANHAOXIANGYOURENZAIJIAO……

WUKONG:RUOSHIYOUJIAOYEMEIRENTAI

WUKONG:SHIFU,HANSHENGHAOXIANGZAINEIBIAN

TANGSENG:ZAINEIBIAN?WOZENMETINGJIANHAOXIANGZAIZHEBIAN?

WUKONG:NEIBIANNEIBIAN……

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:SHIFUZHUNSHIDENGCAOZUODE,FENGYIGUAJIUPAOLE

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:BUSHIPANQIN,SHIRENQIN

BAJIE:HOUGE,RUOBUSHIWOLAOZHUJIUNI,NIZAOJIULEZHANGLE!HUANBUXIEXIEWOA

江苏快三开奖结果SHASENG:DASHIXIONG,GUORANSHIERSHIXIONGJIULENI!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:YOULAOXIANDILE……

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:HAOBUXIAOSHUNDEERZI,NAYOUERZIDALAOZIDE?《DAZHANHONGHAIER》

WUKONG:WODENGSHICONGPANTAODAHUISHANGLAIDE,BUCENGDAIDEJINDANSHENGSHUI,DAIGAIRIZAILAICHUISI

SANGUAI:SANQINGYEYE,NINJIUSIYIXIESHENGSHUIBA!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:WANBEIXIAOXIAN,BUBIFUBAI,JIQIUSHENGSHUI,KUAIQUQUXIEQIMINLAI……SUCHUDIANWAI,YANSHANGDIANMEN,BUKEXIELULETIANJI

江苏快三开奖结果HULIDAXIAN:SHENGSHUIA,KENENGJIUZHEGEWEIER!

BAJIE:SHIFUYAODEYANGJIAOFENGLE!

江苏快三开奖结果SHASENG:BUSHI,SHITOUFENGFANLE

TANGSENG:NAISHIPOLANLIUDIUYIKOUZHONG

WUKONG:HE!

YANGLIDAXIAN:TAO!

SHASENG:HE!

LULIDAXIAN:TAO!

BAJIE:HE!

HULIDAXIAN:TAO!……《DOUFAJIANGSANGUAI》

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:SHIGEA,NIKEGEIWOZHAOYIGESHOUQINGDIANERDEJIESHENGPOA!

TANGSENG:ZHERUHESHIDE?

WUKONG:SHIFU,ZHEKESHIQIANZAINANFENGDEHAOJIHUIYA!

BAJIE:SHIFUHAOYUNQIA!《QUJINGNVERGUO》

WUKONG:ZHEYAOJIAOWUJINDAN

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:HEIHEIGUODIHUIJIAODE,HUANBUJIAOWUJINDANA!

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:BIXIA,NICHIDEYAOHUANKUIWOLAOZHUA!NIZHIDAOMA,NEIYAOLIHUANYOUWOLAOZHUZHAOLAIDEMA……

HUANGDI:ZHEWEICHANGLAOSHUO,ZHEYAOLIYOUMASHENME?

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:E……E……WOXIONGDISHUO,BIXIACHIDEYAOLIYOUMA……MADOULING!MADOULING!

WUKONG:YAOGUAI!WOSHIZHUZIGUOWANGQINGLAIDEWAIGONG!

XIAOYAO:DAWANG!MENWAILAILEGEZHUZIGUOXINGWAIDEQIANLAITAOZHAN!

YAOWANG:NEIGEZHUZIDEWAIGONGZAINAER?NEIGEZHUZIGUOXINGWAIDEZAINANI?

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:WAISUN,JIAONIWAIGONGZUOSHENMEYA?《SUNHOUQIAOXINGYI》

BAJIE:BUDUIYA!SHIFUQULEZHEMEBANTIAN,ZHUNSHICHENRECHILE!GEIZANMENDAIHUILIANGDELAILE!

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:ZHESHIFUZHUNSHIRANGKAIDANGPUDEGEIZHUAZOULE,QIAO,LIANKUZIYISHANGDOUGEIQIANGLAILE《CUOZHUIPANSIDONG》

TANGSENG:WUKONG,NIXIEXIQUBA

WUKONG:SHOUZHUSHIFU,YAOCHAYAOSHUIYEHAOYOUGEZHAOYINGA……SHUIBASHIFU

TANGSENG:WUKONG,TAILAOLEINILE

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:AI,SHIFUSHUONALIHUA…SHUIBA

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:ANLAOSUNJIUBUZOULE!KANNIMENNENGBAWOZENMEYANG!

TAIBAIJINXING:DASHENG,NIXUZHI,TIANSHANGYIRI,DISHANGYINIANNA!NIZAIRUOLAOTAOBUXIU,YINIANSHIGUANG,BIESHUONEIYAOGUAIHENISHIFUCHENGQIN,JIUSHIXIAOHESHANGYESHENGXIALAILEYA!《SITANWUDIDONG》

WUKONG:SHIFUJIAOTANGDAGUANER!WONI,JIAOSUNERGUANER!

BAJIE:WOJIUSHIZHUSANGUANER!SHASHIDINIJIUSHISHASIGUANER!

江苏快三开奖结果TANGSENG:WUKONG,WOJIAOSHENMELAIZHU?

WUKONG:CONGXIANZAIQI,NIJIAOTANGDAGUANER!

TANGSENG:O…TANGDAGUANER……

WUKONG:SHIFU,SHANGMABA

TANGSENG:WUKONG,NICUOLE

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:SHIFU,NIYECUOLE!

TANGSENG:WO?……

江苏快三开奖结果SHASENG:ERSHIXIONG,NIYECUOLE!

WUKONGBAJIE:DOUCUOLE!《CHUANYIYUHUAZHOU》

TANGSENG:BAJIE,SIWEN,SIWEN

BAJIE:SIWEN…SIWENDANGBULEFANCHIA!

江苏快三开奖结果TANGSENG:WUKONG,DATAERSHIGUN,RANGTAHUSHUO

WUKONG:HAOHAOHAO……PAXIA!

BAJIE:FUMAYERAOMINGA……FUMAYE…RAOMINGA……

江苏快三开奖结果SHASENG:YAOSHIERSHIXIONGNIA,LIANYETUIHUNHUANLAIBUJI。JIUNIZHEMOYANG,SHUIGANJINMENNA!

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:DELEBA!WOZHEMOYANG……CHULESHIFU,ZANMENSANRENERA,SHUIYEBIESHUOSHUI!《TIANZHUSHOUYUTU》

WUKONG:SHIFUYILUSHANGJINGLILESHUBUQINGDEMONANNA!

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:SHIFUZHEXIEMONANLAOZHULIANXIANGDOUXIANGBULAINA!

SHASENG:ERSHIXIONG,NIZHIDESHISHENME?

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:SHIFUJIELEHAOJIHUIQIN,HUANBUSHIHAOSHIERA!《BOSHENGJILETIAN》

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:NIZHEGENIUJING,JINGGANNIELAOSUNDEERDUO!!《SHOUFUQINGNIUGUAI》

WUKONG:QUJINGQUJING,ZHOUYEBUTING,YOUXIEZUAI,DAOZHEXINGXING

TANGSENG:NIMENKAN,ZHESHANSHANGFANGFOYOUYIGUYAOQIYA《QIYUFENGXIANJUN》

WUKONG:DOUSHIYINWEINIMENLIANGGEBUZHENGQIDEJIAHUO,WEILEZHAONIMEN,SHIFUCAIBEIYAOJINGZHUOZOUDE!HENG!

BAJIE:WOZENMEZHIDAOA,XITIANLUSHANGYUANXIAODENGHUIZENMEHUICHUYAOJINGNI!

WUKONG:NIHUANJIAOBIAN!KANWOBUDUOXIANIDEZHUJIAOLAI!《GUANDENGJINPINGFU》

顯示/隱藏
悟空傳里的經典語句

1、NIBUJUEDEZHEWANXIAHENMEIMA?WOZHIYOUKANKANZHEGE,CAINENGMEITIANJIANCHIXIANGXIZOUXIAQUA!

江苏快三开奖结果2、DENGDAONEIYICHANEI,HEIANDETIANKONGTURANBEIYIDAOJUDADESHANDIANHUAKAI。SUNWUKONGYIYUEERQI,JIANGJINGUBANGZHIZHIXIANGCANGQIONG。“LAIBA”!NEIYIKEBEIDIANGUANGZHAOLIANGDETADESHENZI,QIANWANNIANHOURENGNINGGUZAICHUANSHUOZHIZHONG。

3、TASUOYAODE,WOQUANDOUPAOQI,ZHISHENGXIAWODEJIEJINGDELINGHUN,GEIWOSUOAIDEREN。

4、XIANGYUJIESHIYUANYUANJINMOQIANGQIU。

江苏快三开奖结果5、YEXUMEIGERENCHUSHENGSHIDOUYIWEIZHETIANDISHIWEITAYIGERENERCUNZAIDE,DANGTAFAXIANZIJICUODESHIHOU,TABIANKAISHICHANGDALE。

江苏快三开奖结果6、WOYAOTIANXIAZAIWUWOZHANBUSHENGZHIWU!

7、WOBUNENGYANZANGWOXINZHONGDEBENYU,ZHENGRUWOXINZHONGAINIMEILI,YOUZENNENGZUISHANGZHUANGSIDAJIEKONG。

8、YUANLAIYISHENGYISHINEIMEDUANZAN,YUANLAIDANGNIFAXIANSUOAIDE,JIUYINGGAIBUGUYIQIEDEQUZHUIQIU。YINWEISHENGMINGSUISHIDOUHUIZHONGZHI,MINGYUNSHIDAHAI,DANGNINENGGOUCHANGYOUSHI,NIJIUYAOZONGQINGYOUXIANGNIDESUOAI,YINWEINIBUZHIDAOKUANGLIUSHENMESHIHOUHUILAIDAO,JUANZOUYIQIEXIWANGYUMENGXIANG。

9、WOXIANGYIGEYOULING,SHIKUSHIXIAOZHU,YEBUZHIDAOZHUBEIXISHIZIJIDE,HUANSHIYIZHONGBIAOYAN,HENDUORENZAIKANZHUWO,TAMENZAIJIAOHAO,DANWOHENGUDU,WOSHENGHUOZAIZIJIDEHUANXIANGZHONG,WOHUANXIANGZHUWOZAIYIGEJIANDANERYOUFUZADESHIJIE,NEILIZHIYOUSHENYUYAO,MEIYOUREN,MEIYOURENJIANDEYIQIESUOSUI,QUEYOUYIQIENISUOXIANGXIANGBUDAODEDONGXI。DANZHENZHENGSHENGHUOZAINEILI,WOYOUGUDU,YINWEIWOSHIYIGEREN。ZHEMEXIANGZHUDEYEXUSHITANGSENG,SHISUNWUKONG,SHIZHUBAJIE,SHISHAHESHANG,SHISHUSHANGDENVYAOSHUANGER,TAMENDOUSHIREN,SUOYITAMENHUIZHEYANGXIANG,JINGUANTAMENDOUBUZENMEXIANGREN,ZHEYEXUJIUSHITAMENTONGKUDEGENYUAN。

10、YIQIEDOUHUIXIAOSHI,NENGLIUXIADEZHIYOUJIYI。ERJIYISHISHIZAIHUANSHIXUHUAN?TAMOBUZHUKANBUDAO,DANTAQUEYOUSHINEIYANGCHENZHONGDEMINGKEZAIXIN。

江苏快三开奖结果11、TIANPENG,NIZHIDAOZIJIFANLESHENMEZUIMA?ZHIDAO,YINWEIWOFUQILEWOSUOAIDEREN。

江苏快三开奖结果12、SHENGWOHEYONG?BUNENGHUANXIAO。MIEWOHEYONG?BUJIANKUANGJIAO。

13、SHENBUTAN,WEIHERONGBUDEYIDIANDUIQIBUJING,SHENBUE,WEIHEYAOJIANGQIANWANSHENGLINGMINGYUNWOYUSHOUZHONG?

江苏快三开奖结果14、MINGZHIDAOSHIBUKENENGXIANGJIANDE,WEISHENMEHUANYAOJIZHU?

15、TANINGYUANSI,YEBUKENSHU。

16、DANGWUBAINIANDEGUANGYINZHISHIYIGEPIANJU,XUWUSHIJIANZHONGDERENWUYOUWEISHENMEERKU,WEISHENMEERXINI?

江苏快三开奖结果17、SISHISHENMEYEKANBUJIAN,SHENMEYETINGBUJIAN,SHENMEYEGANJUEBUDAO,SHENMEYEBUHUIXIANG,JIUXIANGNIWEICHUSHENGSHIYIYANG。

18、TIANPENG,NIZHIDAOZIJIFANLESHENMEZUIMA?ZHIDAO,YINWEIWOFUQILEWOSUOAIDEREN。

江苏快三开奖结果19、SHIJIANMEIYOUYIJIANZAOWUHUISHIWANMEIDE,DANYOUSHIQUEHANHUIGENGMEI。

20、YIDUANDUIHUA(SUNWUKONG、TIANPENG、AYUE)“ZHEWEIBIANSHIQITIANDASHENGBA?”AYUESHUO,“TINGSHUONISHISHIZHONGSUOSHENG,RENDEXINSHI,ZHIPAYUNIXINBUTONG。NIYEXUSHAOLEQIZHONGYIQIAO。”“NIZHESHIZAIMAANLAOSUNQUEXINYANGE?”

21、“NIHEWOMENBUYIYANGBA,RENTIANSHENGBIANSHIQUEDE,YISHENGXIALAIBIANHUIBUAN,SUOYIYISHENGDOUZAIXUNQIUBUQUAN,SHENQISHIYESHIQUEDE,ZHIBUGUOSHENBAXUNQIUDEYUWANGXIAOQULE,ZHEYANGXINLIBIANJUEYUANMANLE。WOBUXIANGPIANZIJI,DANNIHAOXIANGZHENDEMEIYOUZHEYANGDEBUAN,YINWEINISHITIANCHENGZHIWUDEYUANGUBA。YEXUYOUYITIAN,NIHUIMINGBAI,DANGNIKANJIAN……NIDELINGHUNLIYOULELINGYIGEYINGZIDESHIHOU。”TIANPENGSHUO。

22、“YUANLAIXIANGZHEYANGSHENXIANMEIFAGUANDEDONGXIQUANDOUYOUGEMINGZI,JIAOZUOYAO!”ZIXIAXINZHONGBUYOUYEYIZHEN,PINGRITINGSHENXIANTANYAO,ZHIYIWEISHIZUOEDUODUANDEGUAIWU,BUXIANGYUANLAISHIZHEGEYISI。SUNWUKONGJIEZHUSHUO:“SHENXIANYUANLAISHIRONGBUDESHISHANGYOUNENGZIZHUZIMINGDELINGWUDE……”

23、YEXU,ZAIMEIGERENDEXINLIDOUHUIYOUYIGETIANGONG,YOUYIPIANHEIAN,ZAINEIBIANHEIANDESHENCHU,HUIYOUYIPIANSHUIMIAN,LIMIANYINGCHUTAXINDEYINGZI,LINGHUNJIUJUZHUZAINEILI,KESHIDANGYIGERENJUEDINGBIANCHENGYIGESHEN,TAJIUBIXUPAOQIZHEXIE,TAYAORANGNEISHUIMIANLISHENMEYEMEIYOU,SHENMEYEKANBUJIAN,YIPIANKONGJIZHISHI,TAJIUCHENGXIANLE,KESHIXINLISHIKONGKONGDE,NEISHISHENMEZIWEI?NIZHIDAOME?NI……

24、JIRANCAIBUTOUZHEKAISHI,HEBUWANGLENEIJIEJU。

25、RENZHIWEIZIJIJIETUO,QUEBUNENGSUANDECHENGGUO。ZHEYILUSHANG,WOKANDAODEZHONGSHENG,XINZHONGMENGCHONGYIPIAN,AIYUCHICHAN,DIUXIABUDE,KUYEYOUZHI,LEYECONGZHI,QUEPAOBUXIAYIGEYUZI。WOQUANRENQINGXINWANGYU,KESHENGYOUKONGERSHENG,YOUJIAOZHIXIANGKONGERQU,BUGUOSHIJIAOLAIZHEXIANGLAICHUQU。CANGSHENGZHIYUSHIJIAN,RULUOXIEFENFENXIANGDADI,SHENGSHENGBUXI,BENBUYONGDAO,YEXUHUANYOUBIEDEZHENYI。

26、TANGSENG,BAIJINGJINGDUIBAI:TANGSENG:“ZHEGESHIJIESHANG,YOUXIERENSHIMEIYOUDIFANGKEQUDE,TAMENSHILIUFANGZHE。NIRANGTAMENHUIQU,TAMENZHAOBUDAOLAISHIDELU,ZHAOBUDAOGUOQUDEJIAYUAN,JIUHUISIZAIMOUGEJIAOLUO。”:“DUIWOLAISHUO,RENHEYIGEDIFANGDOUSHIJIA,KEYOUDERENQUEBAJIAFANGZAISHIJIEMOUGEDIFANG。”BAIJINGJING:“SUOYITAMENCAIHUIZHAOBUDAO,CAIHUISIZAILUSHANG。”TANGSENG:“NIBIWODETUDICONGMING,BUGUOZHESHISHANGYOUHAOXIESHI,BUSHIXIANGTONGLEJIUNENGZUODAODE,YOUXIERENNINGYUANYIBEIZIZAILUSHANGZOU。”BAI:“WOBUMINGBAILE,WEISHENMELIANJIADERENFANERYAOLIULANGNI?”TANG:“YINWEI……ZHESHISHANGMEIYOUSHENMENENGYONGYUANBUSHIQU,KEYOUXIERENBUXIANGXINZHEXIE,SUOYITAMENSHIQUDE,TAMENYAOBUTINGDIZHAOHUILAI,ZHAOYIBEIZI。”

27、TANGSENGBEIKUNYUJINGPINGYIFANHUA:RENSHENGNANDAOYOUBUSHIMENGHUANME?NISUODEDENIZUIZHONGQUANHUISHIQU,NIRENWEINEISHIZHENDE,NIJIUHUITONGKU,ERNIZHIDAONEIBUGUOSHIYIGEYOUXIYIGEMENGJING,NIJIUNENGJIETUO。RENSHENGZAISHI,BAINIANYEHAO,QIANWANNIANYEHAO,DOUSHIWEILAIQIANDEYISHUN,ZHEYISHUNHOUNISHENMEDOUMEIYOU,NICENGYOUDEZHIYOUNIDEZIJI。NIZAISHISHANGYONGYUANDIGUJIZHU,YONGYUANZHAOBUDAONENGYITUONIDEDONGXI,CHUFEINIFANGQINIZIJI,RONGRUDAOZAOWUZHIZHONG,CHENGWEIWANZHONGYUZHOUYIDIANCHENAI,NIJIUANLELE

28、BUYAOSI,YEBUYAOGUDUDEHUO。

29、WOZHONGYUMINGBAI,WOSHOUZHONGDEJINGUBANG,SHANGBUNENGTONGTIAN,XIABUNENGTANHAI,MEIYOUQITIANDASHENG,ZHIYOUYIZHIXIAOHOUZI。

30、WOBUSHIWANGJI,WOSHIYIWUSUOYOU。

江苏快三开奖结果31、FOZAIXINZHONG,NISHUOTAZUOSHEN?BURUFANGPI!

32、WOBUZHIDAOWEISHENMEYAOYINWEISHIQUERYOUSHANG,WEISHENMEWEILESHIGUANGDUANZANERYOULV。WOYAOQUZHAODAONEILILIANG,RANGSUOYOUDESHENGMINGDOUCHAOYUEJIEXIAN,RANGSUOYOUDEHUATONGSHIZAIDADISHANGKAIFANG。RANGXIANGFEIDEJIUNENGZIYOUFEIXIANG,RANGSUOYOURENHETAMENXIHUANDEYONGYUANDIZAIYIQI。

江苏快三开奖结果33、RUGUOSHANGTIANZHIWOXINCHENG,JIURANGSHITOUYEFAYABA。

江苏快三开奖结果34、WOZHONGBUNENGGAIBIANNEIGEKAISHI,HEBUWANGLENEIGEJIEJUNI?

35、DAHAIZAIYUEYEZHONGSHANZHUWANDIANYINGUANG,ZAIHAIBIANGAOGAODESHANYASHANG,ZHANZHUYIZHISHIHOU,TADAIDAIWANGZHUDAHAI。SHIJIESHIZHEGEYANGZIDEME?JIMUZHICHU,WUBIANWUJIE,WOQUEBUNENGZAIJINYIBU?

江苏快三开奖结果36、WOSUIRANSHIZHIZHU,DANWO,BU,REN,NI,MEN,ZAI!

江苏快三开奖结果37、RUOTIANYAWO,PIKAINEITIAN,RUODIJUWO,TASUINEIDI,WODENGSHENGLAIZIYOUSHEN,SHUIGANGAOGAOZAISHANG。

38、FUJINQIANZHONGZUI,LIANJIUBUSIXIN。

江苏快三开奖结果39、RENSHENGMEIYOUSHENMEHUIYONGYUANBUSHIQUDE,KESHIYOUDERENBUXIANGXIN,()SUOYITAMENHUIBUTINGDEXUNZHAO,ZHAOYIBEIZI。

江苏快三开奖结果40、DUIWOLAISHUO,RENHEYIGEDIFANGDOUSHIJIA。KEYOUDERENQUEBAJIAFANGZAISHIJIEMOUYIGEDIFANG,SUOYITAMENCAIHUIZHAOBUDAO,CAIHUISIZAILUSHANG。

41、YOUGUONEIYANGYIGEWO,NEIYANGDESHENGHUOGUO。TADESHENYINGYINZAIZHEGESHIDAILI。WOKANJIANTADECHUANSHUO。

江苏快三开奖结果42、FENFENLUOXIEPIAOXIANGDADI,BAIXUEXIAZHONGZICHENSHUI,YIDUOHUAKAILEYOUXUNSUKUWEI,ZAILIUZHUANDEGUANGDEYINYINGZHONG,XINGTUBUDUANBIANHUAN,HAISHUIZHONGCHUQIGAOSHAN,CAOMUJIBAIDAIDERONGKU,ZONGYOUYIPIANPIANDEYINGFENGTINGLI,KUSITAMENDEZUXIAN。

43、JIZHUNISHIYIGEHOUZI,YINCINIBUYONGXUEZUOSHENXIAN,NIDEBENXINGBISUOYOUSHENMINGDOUGAOGUI。

江苏快三开奖结果44、DAIZHIYINGXIONGMENZAITIEZHUDEYAOLANZHONGCHANGCHENG,YONGGANDEXINXIANGCONGQIANYIYANG,QUZAOFANGWANNENGDESHENZHI。ERZAIZHEZHIQIAN,WOQUECHANGGANDAOYUQIGUSHENBASHE,BURUANRANCHENSHUI。

江苏快三开奖结果45、RUGUOYIGEDIFANGYONGYUANDOUWUFADAODA,NEIME,TAHUANCUNZAIME?

46、“WU……ZHUBAJIENIBIEZHEYANG,NITURANWENROUWOHUIHAIPA……”“AI,XIANGDANGNIAN,ANLAOZHUYECENGWENROUGUO……”“HAHAHA……”XIAOBAILONGTURANDAIZHUYANLEIDAXIAOQILAI,“ZHU……,ZHUYEWENROUGUO……HAHA。”ZHUBAJIEZIJIYEXIAOLE:“ZHEGEXIAOHUAHAOBUHAOXIAO,ZHESHILAOZHUDEKANJIAXIAOHUA,MEIYOUYIGENVHAIZINENGRENZHUBUXIAODE……”TATAITOUWANGLEWANGTIAN,TIANSHANG,YIPIANHEIYING,MEIYOUYUELIANG。“ZHUBAJIE,BUYAORANGTAMENKANZHEGEXIAOHUA,BURANG!”

47、“HUAGUOSHAN,SHENMESHIHOUCAINENGZHONGXINCHANGCHUHUAGUOLAI?BUGUO,ZHONGZIYIJINGSABIANTIANXIALE。”

48、NITIAOBUCHUZHEGESHIJIE,SHIYINWEINIBUZHIDAOZHEGESHIJIEYOUDUODA,YIDANNIZHIDAOLE,NIJIUCHAOCHULETA。

49、ZHEGESHIJIEYOUNIBUNENGDAODADEDIFANG,YOUNIBUYINGDAODADEDIFANG,YOUNIYIBEIZIYEBUHUIQUDAODADEDIFANG,NIDESHIJIEBINGBURUNIXIANGXIANGDENEIMEDA,JIEXIANYEXUJIUZAINIDESHENBIAN,KENIQUEYIWEINIKEYIQURENHEDIFANG。

江苏快三开奖结果50、WOQUANRENQINGXINWANGYU,KESHENGYOUKONGERSHENG,YOUJIAOZHIXIANGKONGERQU,BUGUOSHIJIAOLAIZHEXIANGLAICHUQU。CANGSHENGZHIYUSHIJIAN,RULUOXIEFENFENXIANGDADI,SHENGSHENGBUXI,BENBUYONGDAO,YEXUHUANYOUBIEDEZHENYI。

51、NIYIWEINIYOUHENDUOLUKEYIXUANZE,DANSHIZAINISIZHOUYOUHENDUOKANBUJIANDEQIANG,QISHINIZHIYOUYITIAOLUKEYIZOU。

顯示/隱藏
《嘻游記》搞笑語錄

HOUZIJIA:DAWANG!

WUKONG:HOUZIJIA!

HOUZIJIA:DAWANG,NENGBUNENGGEIWOQIGEYOUSHENDUDIANDEMINGZI?

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:SHUIRANGNISHIPAOLONGTAODE,HOUZIYI,NISHUONI?

江苏快三开奖结果HOUZIYI:SHIA!BUGUOQINGWENZHEJINIANNINDOUGANSHENMEQULENI?

WUKONG:XUEYIMA,HAOXINKUDE!

HOUZIYI:E?KESHIZUIJINYOUCHUANWENSHUONINDAOLINGYIGESHANTOUDANGLEJIANZHILAODA。

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:QISHIZUOWEIYIGEMINGRENNI,MEITIDEGEZHONGCHAOZUOYIDINGHUIHENDUODE,DANWOBUHUIZAIYIBIERENDECHUANWENDE。

HOUZIYI:NEININNENGBUNENGTANYITANNINXIANZAIDEXIANGFANI?

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:XIANGBUDAOWOZOULEZHEJINIAN,ZHELIHUANSHIZHEMESHANQINGSHUIXIU,GANXIEDAJIADUIZHELIHUANJINGDEBAOHU。

HOUZIYI:NINJINHOUYOUSHENMEDASUANNI?

WUKONG:WOXIANG……

HOUZIJIA:MANYOUCHENTOUDE!

WUKONG:WOXIANG……

江苏快三开奖结果HOUZIYI:NINDAODIXIANGGANSHENMENI?

WUKONG:WOXIANG……DAYIGEBIANXIAN!

HOUZIYI:Eshit,TAIRANGRENCHIJINGLE,RANHOUNI?

WUKONG:RANHOUJIUGAIMINGWEI“QI--TIAN--DA--SHENG--“!

ZHONGHOUZI:A!……

WUKONG:ASHENMEA?

ZHONGHOUZI:A!……

WUKONG:ASHENMEA?

ZHONGHOUZI:A!……A……ATI!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:KAO!HUANYIWEISHICHIJINGNI!YUANLAISHIZHULIANG!

HOUZIJIA:DUIBUQI。BUGUODAWANG,NINDOUXUEHUILESHENMESHOUYI?

WUKONG:SHOUYI?KAO!TAIDUOLE,WOXIANZAIHENNENGDADE!

HOUZIYI:NEININSHANYONGSHENMEBINGQINI?

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:ZHIYAOHENZHONGJIUKEYIDE,MEIYOUBIEDETIAOJIAN。

HOUZIJIA:DAWANG,GEI!

WUKONG:WOSUIRANSHUOYAOZHONGYIDIANDE,NIYEBUYONGBAOZHEMEDAYIKUAIYANSHIGEIWOA?

江苏快三开奖结果HOUZIYI:DAWANG,WOTINGSHUODONGHAILONGGONGYOUGEYANGBINGQIKEGONGXUANZE,JIAQIANHELILIANGYOUZU,WOMENYIZHIDOUYONGTA!

WUKONG:ZHENDE?LIANGZUJIUHAOLE,JIAQIANMA,HUAGUOZUHUANYONGDEZHUFUQIAN?

HOUZIJIA:LAODAJIUSHILAODA,BUYONGJIAOQIANDE!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:WOZAOJIUSHENQINGLE“YIKATONG“LE,KEYIYIDIZHIFU,SHUANGDAILE!

ZHONGHOUZI:@#$%^&*

(SHUIJINGGONG)

LONGWANG:DASHENG!

WUKONG:E?NIRENDEWO?

LONGWANG:DANGRANLE,WOYOUKANDIANSHIJIEMUA!HUAGUOZUKAIZHANGDAXINGWENYIWANHUIHENHAOKANDE!

WUKONG:HEHE,GUOJIANG!WOJINTIANQISHISHIXIWANGNENGLAITIAOYIJIANBINGQIHUIQU!

江苏快三开奖结果LONGWANG:HAOSHUO,WOXIANZAIZHENGZAI“QINGWUYI“BAZHEDACHOUBIN!LAIYA,TAIEMEIZHENSHANGLAI!

WUKONG:KAO!EMEIZHEN?XIAOLIFEIDAOA!YOUMEIYOUDAYIXIEDE?

江苏快三开奖结果LONGWANG:YOUYOUYOU,TAIDAHAOEMEIZHENSHANGLAI!

WUKONG:BAITUO!WODEQIANGXIANGBUSHITOUZHI,WOYAOYIJIANNENGSHUADEBINGQI!

江苏快三开奖结果LONGWANG:HAO,QINGKAN!LAIRENA!TAIJIACHANGEMEIZHENSHANGLAI!

WUKONG:very

good,NIYAOZAIGANTAIEMEIZHENSHANGLAI,WOJIUQIANGJIANLENIDEZUOQIMUHAIMA!

江苏快三开奖结果LONGNVJIA:(DISHENGDUILONGWANG)LAOBA!TABAIMINGSHILAITIGUANDE,WOKANJIURANGTAQUSHISHI“ZHENHAISHENZHEN“SUANLE!

LONGWANG:SUANNILAOMU!WOZAOJIUSHUOWOHENIMASHIJINQIN,BURANZENMEHUISHENGCHUNIZHEMEGEGUAIWU。ZHENHAISHENZHENSHIBAOWU,ZENMENENGRANGTANAQU?YIHOUNIZAIDUOZUIWOJIUGEDIAONIDESHETOU!

江苏快三开奖结果LONGNV:TANABUQUCAIHUISIXINMA!

LONGWANG:SHUODEYESHI。(ZHUANGUOTOU)DASHENG,XIAOSHENHUANYOUYIJIANBINGQI,BUGUOYAOQINGDASHENGQINZILAIQU。

WUKONG:NIDAILUXIAN!

……

江苏快三开奖结果LONGWANG:GEWEIGUANZHONG,QINGKAN!

WUKONG:WA!HAODADEBANGCHUI!LONGWANG,NICHILE“WOAIYIGENCHAI“?

江苏快三开奖结果LONGWANG:CUO!ZHEJIUSHI“ZHENHAISHENZHEN“!TASHIDANGNIANJIEFANGJUNKANGHONGQIANGXIANSHILIUZAIZHELIBAOPINGANDE!HEITIEDUANZAO,LIANGTOUJINGU,KEZHEDIECUNFANG,RENYIDAXIAO,YIBANGDUOYONG,SHANGMIANHUANYOUZONGSHUJIDETICI!BANGZHONGSHIWANBAQIANJIN!……?DASHENG!DASHENG!!TARENNI?“ZHENHAISHENZHEN“NI?

LONGNV:TAZAOJIUNAZHU“ZHENHAISHENZHEN“ZOULE!

LONGWANG:NIWEISHENMEBUZAOSHUO?

LONGNV:NIGANGCAIBURANGRENJIALUANCHAZUIDEMA!WOPANIGERENJIADESHETOU!

江苏快三开奖结果LONGWANG:LAIREN!BATAGEIWOLAXIAQU,CHULESHETOUQUANDOUGEDIAO!

(YIRI,HUAGUOSHANSHUQILE“QITIANDASHENG“DEDAQI)

HOUZIJIA:DAWANG,QIGANTAIGAOLE。

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:SHENME?WOCHUQUQIAOQIAOXIAN!

HOUZIJIA:follow

me!

WUKONG:ZHESHISHENME!

HOUZIYI:DAWANG,WEILEXIANSHININDEWEILI,XIAODEBAZHENGGEHOUSHANDESHUDOUKANGUANGLE,YIJIEYIJIEDEJIEQILAIDE,YOUSANBAIDUOZHANGGAONI……

WUKONG:NEIQINI?

HOUZIYI:QIZISHIYAOYONGBUZUODE,ZANMENHUANBUTAIHUIZHIBU,SUOYIWOJIUYONGLEYIPIANZUIDADEBAJIAOXIEXIESHANG“QITIANDASHENG“,YIJINGSHENGSHANGQULE。

WUKONG:NINAOZILISAIMIANHUALE?ZHEMEGAODEGANZIDINGYIPIANXIEZI!FANGFENGZHENGA!BURUNIDAOBALIWEIXIUAIFEIERTIETASUANLE!

(TIANSHANG)

QIANLIYAN:BAO~~~~~~!

YUHUANG:BAONIGETOUA!NISHIBUSHIYOUKANJIANSHITOULIBENGCHUHOUZILAILE?

QIANLIYAN:CUO!JUEDUICUO!SHIXIAMIANYOURENYONGGANZITONGZANMENLINGXIAOBAODIAN!

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG:SHENME?NIZAIQUKANLAI!

江苏快三开奖结果QIANLIYAN:HUANKAN?WOGANGGANGKANGUOLA!

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG:E,NEIDAODISHISHENMEDONGXI?

QIANLIYAN:JIUSHISHANGYICICONGSHITOULIBENGCHULAIDENEIZHIHOUZI!

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG:GUORANBEIWOCAIZHULE!NIMENKANZHEGAIRUHESHIHAO!

TUOTATIANWANG:HAO!RANGANDAILINGSHIWANTIANBING……

YUHUANG:YOUDAI?SHIWAN!TIANGONGZAOJIUYANGBUQIZHEXIERENLA!ZUOTIANWOYIJINGXIALECAIJUNLING,JIUSHENGYIWANLE!

TUOTATIANWANG:YIWAN?

YUHUANG:ZENME?XIANDUO?ZAICAIDIAOYIBANHAOLE!

江苏快三开奖结果TUOTATIANWANG:BUBUBU!JIUYIWANBA……

江苏快三开奖结果TAIBAIJINXING:BIXIA,LAOCHENYIWEICIJIBUMIAO!

YUHUANG:SHENMEYISI?

TAIBAIJINXING:ZHEHOUZIYIJINGZAIPUTILAOZUNEILIXUELEYISHENBENLING,YINGDAZHIHUILIANGBAIJUSHANG!

TUOTATIANWANG:KANNIYIDABAHUZI,JINGRANZHEMEBUDONGXINGSHI。SHENMELIANGBAIJUSHANG,DANGRANSHIQUANJUNFUMEI!

TAIBAIJINXING:E?NIJINGRANYOURUCIBAWOHUOSHENG?

江苏快三开奖结果TUOTATIANWANG:SHENGNIGETOUA!YIWANTIANBINGRUHEGONGDEXIAHUAGUOSHAN?SHIWOMENQUANJUNFUMEIA!

YUHUANG:SHUISHUOYIWANTIANBINGLE?

江苏快三开奖结果TUOTATIANWANG:NINGANGCAIBUSHISHUO……

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG:WOSHISHUOCAIJUNLE,KESHISHENGXIADENEIYIWANQUANSHIWENYIBING!

江苏快三开奖结果TUOTATIANWANG:WEN……YI……BING……

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG:NIXINLIGAOXINGJIUHAOLE,BUYAOTUNEIMEDUOXUEMA!HAOHAOHAO!JINXING,XIAMIANNIJIXUFAYAN。

TAIBAIJINXING:XIEXIE,WOKANYINGGAIBANEIHOUZIZHAOANSHANGTIANTING,GEITAGEZHIMAXIAOGUAN,JIKERANGTAXINLIANWEI,YOUKEYI“YIQIEJINZAIZHANGWO“。

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG:NEIANPAIRANGTAZUOSHENMEGUANNI?

江苏快三开奖结果TAIBAIJINXING:WULIMACHANGSHAOGEYANGMADE,BURUJIU……

YUHUANG:HAO!NEIJIUYOULAODAJIAQINZIZOUYITANGLE。

TAIBAIJINXING:WO?KEWOYIJINGLAOLE。

YUHUANG:NEICAIYOUJINGYANME!

TAIBAIJINXING:WODONGZUOTAIMAN!

YUHUANG:MANGONGCHUXIHUOMA!

江苏快三开奖结果TAIBAIJINXING:WOZUIJINSHENTIHENXUYA!

YUHUANG:CAOKAIYONGNANSHIYINGYANGYE!DENGNIYIHUILAIWOJIUMAIGEINICHI!

TAIBAIJINXING:……KAO!KANLAISHIFEIWOMOSHULE?

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG:ok,JIUYINI,ZHEKESHINIZIJISHUODEA!

(HUAGUOSHAN)

江苏快三开奖结果HOUZIJIA:DAWANG,LAILEYIGETIANWAILAIKE!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:SHENWEIYIBANGZHIZHU,WOZENMEHUIXIANGXINZHEXIEWUJIDESHIQINGNI?

江苏快三开奖结果HOUZIJIA:NIBUXIN?look!

TAIBAIJINXING:DASHENG!

WUKONG:E?XIANSHENGGUIXINGA?

TAIBAIJINXING:WOFUXINGTAIBAI,MINGJINXING。

WUKONG:LEJIE!GUAIBUDETAMENSHUOSHITIANWAILAIKE,YUANLAISHITAIYANGXIJIUDAXINGXINGZHIYIQIANLAIQIANDAO!

TAIBAIJINXING:NISHUOSHENME?

WUKONG:(XIAOSHENG)WOSHIJIECIJIHUIXIANGZHENGZAIYUEDUWENZHANGDEXIAOPENGYOUMENJIESHAOYIXIAKEPUZHISHI,NIJIXUSHUO!

江苏快三开奖结果TAIBAIJINXING:SHIYUHUANGDADIJIAOWOLAIQINGDASHENGSHANGTIANZUOGUANDE!

WUKONG:A!ZHENGSUOWEIBANJUNRUBANHU、GUANCHANGRUZHANCHANG,WOXIANZAIHUANBUXIANGCONGZHENG!

TAIBAIJINXING:DASHENGNALIHUALAI!NIRUOCHENGLETIANTINGgy,YEKEYIENZEHUAGUOSHANYA!

WUKONG:DUIYA!XIANGLAIXIANGQU,MEIYOUSHENMETAIHAODEJUJUENIDELIYOU,NEIWOJIUSHISHI!

江苏快三开奖结果HOUZIYI:DAWANG,NEIWOMENNI?

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:DENGWOZAISHANGMIANHUNCHUGEMINGTANG,JIUKAIYIJIAYEZONGHUI,DAOSHIHOUJIUJIAONIMENYIQIQU!

HOUZIYI:yeah!

WUKONG、TAIBAIJINXING、HOUZIJIA:KAO!XIUDOU!

(WULIMACHANG)

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:BUSHIBA?HOUZIJIA、HOUZIYI?YOUSHINIMENLIA?

江苏快三开奖结果MAFUJIA:DASHENG,WOMENLIANGGEXIANZAIBANYANDESHIMAFU,FANZHENGYESHIPAOLONGTAODE,DAOYANRANGWOMENSHISHIXIAN。

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:ZHENSHOUBULE!HAOBA,KAO!ZHELIDEMAHUANZHENTAMAZHENGDIAN!

江苏快三开奖结果MAFUYI:DASHENG,ZUOLESHENXIANJIUBUYAOJIANGCUKOULE。

WUKONG:BUGUANZENMESHUO,WOYESHIGELAODA,SHUOHUASUIBIANYIDIAN,GUANZHONGBUHUISHUOSHENMEDE!HUANMEIYOUWENNIMEN,ZHELIDEMADOUSHIGANSHENMEYONGDE?

江苏快三开奖结果MAFUJIA:1#PENGLIDEMASHIPAOMA,SHIZAIWULIMACHANGCHICHENGDELIANGJU!HONGSESHANDIAN、LINGHUCHONG、XIANDANCHAOREN、AOSHIHUABAN,DOUSHIYIDENGYIDEBAOMA!MEICIZHUE1-500DIAN,YIPEISAN!DUMAGUOCHENGZHONG,YOU4ZHONGFANGSHIKEYIZHIJIEGAIBIANXIAZHUMADEBIAOXIANHEDUCHANGJIEJU:1.BIANZI

江苏快三开奖结果YONGBIANZICHOU,KEYIZENGJIAXIAZHUMADESUDU,DANSHIHUIYINGXIANGDAOBISAIZHONGDENAILI。RUGUOSHIZIJIDEMA,HUIYINGXIANGDAOXUNFUDU。2.SILIAO

XUYAOYONGJIFENZAISHANGDIANGOUMAI,BISAIZHONGKEYIZENGJIAXIAZHUMADETILIHENAILI。3.YUEERYINLEKEYISHIMAXINGQINGWENDING,ZENGJIAMAPIDENAILIHEXINXIN。4.ZAIMAHOUMIANRENGBIANPAOKEYIZENGJIAMADESUDU,DANSHIDUIMADESHENXINZAOCHENGJIHUAIDEYINGXIANG,BINGQIEJIANGDILEMADEDOUZHIHENAILI。ZHE4ZHONGFANGFAZAIDANGCHANGBISAIZHONGLEIJIYIGONGZHINENGYONG6CI,RUGUOLANYONG,MAKENENGHUIJINGSHENBENGKUI,DANGCHANGSIWANGHUOZHETUICHUBISAI。

DAOYAN:cut!WOYIJINGRENSHOULEBANTIANLE,WOBUZHIDAONIZAISHUOXIESHENME!

MAFUJIA:ZUOZUODEGUANGGAOMA!SHUIRANGYOUXIERENZONGGONGRANDEZHUANTIEYOUBUZHUMINGCHUCHUDE!

江苏快三开奖结果DAOYAN:KAO!YUANLAISHIZHEYANG,JIXU!

WUKONG:YUANLAIZHEMEZUO!

江苏快三开奖结果MAFUYI:2#PENGLIDEMASHIMUMA,ZHUANXIAXIAOMADE!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:NEIQIBUSHIPAOMADOUYAOZUOBABALE?

MAFUYI:CUO!3#PENGLICAISHIZHONGMA!SHIPAOMATUIYIHOUCAIKEYILAI,TAMENTUISHANGDOUYOUSHANG,DANJIYINQUESHIFENWANMEI!

WUKONG:A!………

江苏快三开奖结果MAFUJIA:DASHENG,NIZENMELE?

WUKONG:WODETUIHAOXIANGSHANGLE!

MAFU:BIANTAI!

WUKONG:KESHIWOZONGJUEDEZHEGEGONGZUOBUTAISHIHEWOGAN?

MAFUYI:BIMAWENMA,YOUSHENMESHIBUSHIHEDE?SHUOBAILEJIUSHIGEIRENJIAYANGMA。

WUKONG:BUHUIBA?YANGMA?

MAFUJIA:SHIA,YANGMA!

WUKONG:LAOZIXINXINKUKULAIZHELIJIUSHIGEIBIERENYANGMA!WOBUGANLE!(ZHUANSHENFEIHUIHUAGUOSHAN)

(TIANGONGNEI)

YUHUANG:SHENME?BUGANLE?ZHELIHUANSHIBUSHITIANTING!KAO!XIAOTIANQUANHEWANGCAIHUGAO,QIXIANNVDAORENJIANDIAOKAIZI,LAILEGEYANGMADE,SHUOBUGANJIUBUGANLE,WOZAIZHEGEWEIZISHANGZUODEHENMEIYOUMIANZIA!BAITUONIMENYOUYIDIANZHUANYEJINGSHENHAOBUHAO?

TUOTATIANWANG:RANGANDAIYIWANWENYIBING……

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG:YOULAI?NIYOUMEIYOUXUEXIGUO《DENGXIAOPINGLILUN》?TALAORENJIASHUOHEPINGYUFAZHANCAISHIDANGJINSHEHUIDEZHUTI,SHAOXUANCHUANYIXIEBAOLIBA!WOMENWENYIGONGZUOZHEYOUZERENDE!

TAIBAIJINXING:WOKANJIURANGTASHANGTIANLAIZUO“QITIANDASHENG“HAOLE。FANZHENGYEMEIYOUZHEGEZHIWEI,SUIBIANRANGTAKANGETAOYUANSHENMEDE,YEXING。

YUHUANG:KAO!AIFULEYOU!

(HUAGUOSHAN)

江苏快三开奖结果HOUZIYI:DAWANG,NEIGELAOTOUYOULAILE!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:SHENME?YOUMEIYOUGAOCUOA!

TAIBAIJINXING:DASHENG!XIAOXIANLAICISHIHENYOUCHENGYIDE!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:CHENGYI?WOZAIYEBUQUKANMALE!ZHITINGSHUOYOUMUYANGQUAN,WOSUANSHIKAILEMUMAHOUDEXIANLILE!

TAIBAIJINXING:DUIBUQI,SHANGYICISHIXITONGGUZHANG,ZHECISHIQINGNINQUZUOQITIANDASHENGDE!

江苏快三开奖结果HOUZIJIA:XITONGGUZHANG?BUYAOLAIPIANWOLE,DAJIADOUSHIYONGGUOwindowsDE,SHENMEGUZHANG,ZHIZHANGHUANCHABUDUO!

江苏快三开奖结果WUKONG:KAO!PAOLONGTAODETAICIZHEMEDUO?WOKANZHECIJINXINGLAIHUANSHIHENTANCHENGDE。

TAIBAIJINXING:DUIYA!ZHEDOUBEINIKANCHULAILE,NIZHENBUKUI“DASHENG“ZHEGECHENGWEI!

WUKONG:HAOHAOHAO,ANJIUZAIGENNIQUYITANG,BUGUOYAOSHIZAIBUHEWODEYI,XIAOXINWOLAYITUOFANGEINICHI!

TAIBAIJINXING:YIYANWEIDING,CICISHANGTIANJIESHIRANGNINLAIZUOPANTAOZHU!HENYOUQIANTUDE!

JINGQINGSHOUKANXIAYIHUI《DANAOTIANGONGZHENGCHUAN》

XIYOUJIDISANHUI:DA

NAO

TIAN

GONG

ZHENG

CHUAN

江苏快三开奖结果)=YINGQIANHEFUCONG,DASHENG?ZHELISUISHUOBUSHANGSHANMINGSHUIXIU,DANZHUANGXIUKESHIYILIUDE。JIUDANSHUOZHUMATONGBA……

(SHUOBA,JINXINGTUOXIAKUZIZUODAOLEMATONGSHANGMIAN,SHUANGSHOUJINWO,ERMUYUANDENG)

江苏快三开奖结果JINXING:LAWANSHOUGONG!DASHENGQINGKAN,XIAOSHENLACHUDEZHEMEDAYITUOMITIANGONGZHENSHIDANG~~~~~~~QIHUICHANG,KAN!LIMIANHUANYOUJIZHIHAOKEAIDEHUICHONGBAOBAOZAIRUARUDE,ZHENTNNDGUOYIN!

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:NG,ZHETUOSHIHUANZHEN~~~~~SHIBUCUO,BUGUONIYAOSHINENGLAZAIMATONGLIMIANJIUGENGHAOLE。

JINXING:E?BUHAOYISI,WOTAIJIDONGLE。JUWU!MAFANQINGLIYIXIAXIANCHANGXIAN!DASHENG,WOHUANSHIDAININCANGUANYIXIATAOYUANBA。

……

JINXING:GEWEIGUANZHONG,ZHELIJIUSHIDAJIAGANJUEMOSHENGERYOUSHUXIDEDIFANG。QINGKAN,ZHEQIANSANBAIZHUTAOSHUSHISANBAINIANYIKAIHUA、SANBAINIANYIJIEGUO,CHILEKEYITONGDABIAN。

DASHENG:ZHEMEHAOA?

JINXING:ZHEZHONGJIANSANBAIZHUTAOSHUSHILIUBAINIANYIKAIHUA、LIUBAINIANYIJIEGUO,CHILEKEYITONGDABIAN。

DASHENG:YOUTONG?

JINXING:DASHENGYOUSUOBUZHI,CI“TONG“FEIBI“TONG“YE!BITONGZHIKESHIBIANMIZHUTONGBIAN,ERCITONGZEKEYISHIDATIAOYIXIERUZHU,QIQISHIZHIHUIHUANGLINGJIANZHETANWEIGUANZHI!

DASHENG:ZHEYANGA?

江苏快三开奖结果JINXING:SHIA,ERZHEHOUSANBAIZHUTAOSHUSHIJIUBAINIANYIKAIHUA、JIUBAINIANYIJIEGUO……

DASHENG:KAO!ZHEYAOSHICHIDIAODEHUA,QIBUSHIPIETIAOHEXUXUYIYANGLE?

江苏快三开奖结果JINXING:CANKUI,XIAOSHENDAOTIANTINGSHIJIANHUANBUGOUCHANG,WOHUANMEIYOUJIANGUOZHEXIESHUJIEDEGUOZINI!BUGUOJINNIANJIUBUTONGLE,ZAIGUOJITIANJIUSHIWANGMUNIANGNIANGDEPANTAODAHUI,JIUBAINIANYIJIEDE,ZHEXIAWOJIUNENGGANSHANGLE。YEAH!

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:XIENILAOMU,ZHELIJIUJIAOGEIWOLE。BUGUOWOZONGJUEDEWOZHEYICIYOUZHULENIMENDEDAOLE。

JINXING:DASHENGHECHUCIYANNA?FOZUYOUYUN,ZHUJIUSHIBUZHU,BUZHUJIUSHIZHU。XIANGNEIMEDUOYESHIMEIYONGDE!

DASHENG:HAOLEHAOLE,NIZOUBA,ZHELIJIUJIAOGEIWOLE。

江苏快三开奖结果JINXING:XIAOSHENGAOTUILE,BUGUONIKEBUYAOTOUCHIA!

DASHENG:ZHIDAOLE……

JINXING:NEIWOJIUZHENDEZOULE,NIKEYAOGUANLIHAOA!

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:SHIDE,NIKEYIZOULE……

江苏快三开奖结果JINXING:BUYONGSONGLE,NIKEYAOXIAOXINYIDIANA,BUYAODIULETAOZI!

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:GUN!!!!KAO!LAONIANCHIDAI!。。。。。ZHEJIUBAIZHUTAOSHUKESHITAI~~~~~XIYINRENLE,DAIANCHANGYIGEXIAN!

(CHILEYIGESANBAINIANDETAOZI)

DASHENG:E?ZHEGETAOZIGUORANSHIYUZHONGBUTONGDEA!ZHIJIANTAWAIBIAOSHINEIMEDEPINGFANWUQI,YIZHIYUBATAFANGDAOSANLUNCHESHANGDOUKEYIZAIZAOSHISHANGCHUSHOU。DANDANGNIYIKOUYAOXIAQUDESHIHOU,NIQUANSHENSHANGXIADEMEIGEMAOKONGDOUHUISANFACHUCHUNVDEYOUXIANG,JIANZHIWANQUANCHUZAIYIGEWANGWODEJINGDI!TAZHENDEKEYICHENGDESHANGSHITAOZHONGZHISHEN!JIANCHENGTAOSHEN!BURURANGWOZAILAIYIGELIUBAINIANDETAOZI……

江苏快三开奖结果(CHILEYIGELIUBAINIANDETAOZI)

DASHENG:A?ZHEJIUSHICHUANSHUOZHONGDETAOZIME?DANGNIYIKOUJIANGTACHIXIAQUDESHIHOU,NIJIANZHIBUSHEDEBATAJIAOSUI!JIBIANSHI“HUANGDICHAOFAN“YENANYIWANGQIXIANGBEI;“JINXIUDUOWEIYU“YEBUZHIYITI;“QIANKUNSHAOE“YEZHINENGCHENGDESHANGSHISANLIUHUOSE;“SHUIJIAYUXIAOTINGLUOMEI“YEJIUSHICHUXUESHUIPING,BU!ZHEYIJINGBUSHIPUTONGYIYISHANGDETAOZILE,ZHEJIANZHIJIUSHIYIGE--FEICHANGHAODETAOZI!

江苏快三开奖结果(JIEZHUYOUCHILEYIGEJIUBAINIANDETAOZI)

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:WEISHENME?WEISHENMEHUIYOUZHEYANGDEMEIWEICHUXIANNI?JIUJINGSHIZAOHUANONGREN,HUANSHINONGBENDUOQING?JIUXIANGSHIWODECHULIAN……MENGLONGERYOUKEGUMINGXIN;CHUNZHENERYOULANGMANDUOQING;QIAOQIAODEWOZOULE,ZHENGRUWOQIAOQIAODELAI,HUIYIHUIYIXIU,BUDAIZOUYIPIANYUNCAI……ZHEDONGRENDESHIJUSHIZAIZANMEIZHETAOZIME?WOYIJINGGANJUEDAOLE,JIUZAIWODEDACHANGMODUAN,YOUXIESHENMEDONGXIZHENGYAOPENBOYUCHU,E!ZHENSHITAIZAOGAOLE,WODEXINNEIKU……

(PAOHUIBANGONGSHI,ZUOZAILEMATONGSHANG……“BIU“YIXIAZIJIUJIEJUEWANLE)

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:HAOSHUANGA!GANGCAIYIXIAZISHUOLENEIMEDUODETAICI,ZHENSHILEISIWOLE,HUANSHIKUAIQUCHIJIGETAOZIXIAN!NG?NEIJIGEMMSHISHUI?

DAXIANNV:NIJIUSHIQITIANDASHENGME?

DASHENG:SHIA?BUZHIDAOGEXIASHI……?

DAXIANNV:WOMENJIUSHIDINGDINGDAMINGDEQIXIANNVA!

DASHENG:KAO!XIANGPIANWO?YIWEIWOZHENDESHIDIDENGDONGWU?MINGMINGZHIYOULIUGERENMA,GEIDIANZHUANYEJINGSHENHAOBUHAO?YEYUSHIJIANGANDIANSHENMEBUXING?PIANPIANYAODAOZHELILAIZHUANGSHENMEQIXIANNV?

DAXIANNV:SHUOLAIKEZHENSHITNNDCANKUIA!LAOQIDAOLEFANJIANYIJINGHEYIGEXINGDONGDEXIAOZISIBENLE,XIANZAIZHISHENGXIALEWOMENLIUGE,BENXIANGJIAOLIUXIANNVLAIZHU,YOUPAGUANZHONGBURENSHI,NIJIUJIANGJIUYIXIABA。

DASHENG:YUANLAISHIZHEYANG?NEINIMENXIANZAIYIJINGSHISICHUANGJINDILE,BAOHUFEIDAILEMEIYOUA?

江苏快三开奖结果DAXIANNV:BAOSHENMEHUSHENMEFEI?WOMENSHIFENGWOMENJIALAOTOUZIZHIMINGLAIZHAIXIANTAO,ZHUNBEIXIAZHOULIUDEPANTAOSHENGYANDELA!

DASHENG:E?SHIBUSHIZHENDE?

DAXIANNV:DANGRANSHIZHENDELE!HUANQINGLEHENDUOLINGDAONI!

DASHENG:E?YOUSHUI?

DAXIANNV:ZUXIEZHUXI、JIHUASHENGYUBANGONGSHIZHUREN、MAOWANG、MAIDANGNA、LAIWENSIJI、MAFUJIA……

ERXIANNV:HUANYOUHENDUOPAOLONGTAODE。

江苏快三开奖结果SANXIANNV:DUILE!HUANYOUDEWANGGUANHEGEGEPINDAODEGUANLIYUAN!

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:KAO!ZHENSHIBUCUO,BUZHIDAOYOUMEIYOUWONI?

SIXIANNV:DAGAIYOUBA,BUGUOSHIXIAYIJIEDESHIQINGLE,ZAIDENGJIUBAINIANJIUXINGLE。

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:SHENME?JIUBAINIAN?RENJIADEXINDENGDEPUTONGPUTONGZHITIAO,TAIJIULEBA?

WUXIANNV:KAO!NIYIWEI?JIUPINGNIZHEDUOMAOZHENGDEYANGZIZENMEJINDACHANGMIANA?

江苏快三开奖结果LIUXIANNV:SHIA,SUIRANNIYOUHENDUOMAO,DANSHIYIDIANYEBUXINGGAN,ZHENBUZHIDAONIBANIMASHIZENMEGAODE!FAXINGSHIBAI,MAOFAKAICHA,YIWENJIUZHIDAONIYIJINGHENJIUMEIYOUXINEIKULE!

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:O!shit!WOSHUDAOSAN!JIUYOUNIMENHAOQIAODELE!

DAXIANNV:GANSHENME?

DASHENG:YI!SI!LIU!SHIER!WU!BASHIQI!……o,my

god!

ERXIANNV:NIZENMELE?

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:KAO!WANGLERANGPUTILAOZUJIAOWOSHUSHU!

江苏快三开奖结果SIXIANNV:NIZAIGAOSHENMEFEIJI?

LIUXIANNV:SHIA!ZHIJIEYIDIAN,DOUYIJINGERSHIYISHIJILE!HUANNANRENNI!

DASHENG:NIMENBUYAOBIWO!……GEWEIQINGKAN!

江苏快三开奖结果(SHUOBATUOXIAKUZIZHANZAIZHONGXIANNVMIANQIAN)

ZHONGXIANNV:A!

(ZHONGXIANNVYIGEGEDAIRUOMUJI)

DASHENG:HUANHAOLAOZUJIAOWODE“DINGSHENFA“HUANMEIYOUWANGJI……

6#ZUOZHE:YITUOTUOZAIFEI

江苏快三开奖结果HUIFURIQI:2005-9-23

13:32:00

(DASHENGYIBUCUANCHULEPANTAOYUAN,ZHIJIANWAIMIANZHENGZAIWEIPANTAOSHENGYANZUOZHUZHUNBEIHUODONG。LAIDAOYANHUIDATING,DASHENGFANGLEYIGE……DAJIADOUDAOLE)

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:BUHAOYISI,SHIHUANGDOU!

江苏快三开奖结果(ZHENGSUOWEI:JIUBUZUIRENRENZIZUI,SEBUMIRENRENZIMI,KUANGHOUYE?DASHENGLIANCHIDAINA,ZUIXUNXUNDECHULEZHUHUICHANG)

江苏快三开奖结果DASHENG:NG?ZHELIBUSHIMAIDANGLAOME?

江苏快三开奖结果DAOYAN:?cut!SHENMETAICI?BAITUOQINGNIZUNZHONGYIXIAYUANZHU!

WUCHENGEN:SHIA,YIJINGGAILEZHEMEDUO,WOYERENLEBANTIANLE。

DASHENG:MEIBANFA,JINGFEIBUGOUMA,LAYIXIEZANZHUERYIA?

江苏快三开奖结果DAOYAN:NEIYEBUYAOTAILIPUYA?

DASHENG:ok,once

again!

(ZHENGSUOWEI:JIUBUZUIRENRENZIZUI,SEBUMIRENRENZIMI,KUANGHOUYE?DASHENGLIANCHIDAINA,ZUIXUNXUNDECHULEZHUHUICHANG)

DASHENG:NG?ZHELIBUSHIMAIDANGLAOTIANGONGFENDIAN--DOULVGONGME?TINGSHUOTAISHANGLAOJUNJIUSHIZAIZHELILIANDANDE。WOYEYAOME!

(YITUIMENJINLEGONGNEI)

DASHENG:YUANLAIXIANDANSHILANSEDE?E!HAOSHUANG!……WODETOU?A~~~~~NG~~~~~WU~~~~~E~~~~~

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DASHENG:KAO!SHENMEXIANDAN,YAOTOUWAN!

(CISHIXIANNVMENYIJINGZHUANXINGGUOLAI,YIQILAIDAOYUHUANGNEILIBAOGAO)

DAXIANNV:BABA!

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG:NG?YOUSHINIMENJIGEXIAOJIANREN!YOUXIANGDIAOSHUIJIADEKAIZILE?

江苏快三开奖结果ERXIANNV:KAO!DANGZHUZHEMEDUODERENNIJIUZHEYANGSHUOWOMEN?NIZHIBUZHIDAOYIHOUWOMENHENNANJIANRENA!

YUHUANG:NIMENLAIJIUSHIYAOHEWOSHUOZHEXIE?NIMENXIANXIAQUBA,MEIJIANWOHENIMAZHENGMANGZHUNI?BANXIAOSHIYIHOUZAILAI。

WANGMU:BANXIAOSHI?NIXINGBUXINGA?

YUHUANG:NIBUXIN?ZAILAI!

DAXIANNV:NIMENTINGYIXIALA!KANTAOYUANDEHOUZIYIJINGBAZHUHUICHANGXIANFANLE!

WANGMU:DADAN!GANLAIZHELITICHANG?

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG:SHIA!LITIANWANG,GAINICHUCHANGLE!

LIMING:WOME?

(ZHONGXIAOGUNIANGYIPIANHUANHU)

YUHUANG:DUIBUQI,BUSHILITIANWANG,SHILITIANWANG!

江苏快三开奖结果LIMING:O!YUANLAISHIZHEYANG,QISHIWOZHISHIWEILEZENGJIAYIXIASHOUSHILVLAIKECHUANDE,SHOUDUI!

江苏快三开奖结果LITIANWANG:ZHONGYUDAOWOCHUCHANGLEME?DAIANLVLINGYIWANWENYIBINGQUZHUONAYAOHOU!

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG(XIAOSHENGSHUO):KAO!XIUDOU!ZHEYAONENGYINGWOJIUCHILELINGXIAODIAN……

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江苏快三开奖结果LITIANWANG:BINGBAOYUHUANG!XIAORENDASHENGERGUI!

江苏快三开奖结果YUHUANG:YOUPIANREN?SHUIJIANGUODASHENGERGUIDERENBUCHUANXIABANSHENDE?

LITIANWANG:E?ZHEWODAOMEIZHUYI,BUGUO,ZHEYEBUNENGGUAIWOA?NEIBANGWENYIBINGDAOLEHUAGUOSHANJIUZHIHUICHANGGETIAOWUDE,RANGNEIXIEHOUZIYIWEISHIXINLIANXINYISHUTUANLAIWEIWENYANCHU,GAODEWOHENMEIYOUMIANZIA!

江苏快三开奖结果TAISHANGLAOJUN:KANLAIJIUZHIYOUWOCHUSHOULE……

YUHUANG:NI?

TAISHANGLAOJUN:BUCUO,WOJIUSHITAISHANGLAOJUN,JIUSHICHUANSHUOZHONGDENEIGEZHANWUBUSHENG、GONGWUBUKE、RENSHAREN、FODANGSHAFODE……E^YOU!SHUIYA?SHUIDENEIKU!

YUHUANG:WODE!

WANGMU:KAO!FENMINGSHIWODE。

YUHUANG:NIJIUKUAIQUBA!

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(YIZHUXIANGDESHIJIANGUOHOU)

TAISHANGLAOJUN:YAOHOUYIJINGDAIDAO!

YUHUANG:KAO!XIANGBUDAONILAORENJIAHUANXINGA!

江苏快三开奖结果TAISHANGLAOJUN:QISHIYEMEIYOUSHENMELELA,WOSUANZHUNLETAHUITOUCHIWODEXIANDAN--YAOTOUWAN,XIANZAIZHENGHAOYOUDAOSHANGYINSHIJIANLE!

YUHUANG:E,YUANLAIRUCI!SUOYINI,ZAIZHELIJIUYAOFENGQUANZHENGZAIKANWOMENJIEMUDEXIAOPENGYOUQIANWANBUYAOZHANDUPIN。NEINIDASUANZENMECHULIZHEZHIHOUZINI?

TAISHANGLAOJUN:TACHIGUOXIANDANHEPANTAO,YIBANDEXINGFASHIBUNENGDONGTAHAOMAODE,BURUJIURANGTADAOWODELIANDANLULIQULIANYILIANBA!


顯示/隱藏
夢回西游經典之五百年的相伴、五百年的喜苦!

WUKONG:JIZHUNISHIYIGEHOUZI!

TIANJIESANDADINGLVSHI:

YI、YUHUANGDADIZUIDA。

江苏快三开奖结果ER、DANGYUHUANGDADIHEWANGMUZAIYIQISHI,WANGMUJIAONIBAYUDIDEHUZI,NIZHAOBA。

SAN、RUGUOYUDI,WANGMU,SUNWUKONGZAIYIQI,QIANMIANLIANGGESHISUNZI,XINGSUNDECAISHIDAYE!

江苏快三开奖结果“WOYAOZHETIAN,ZAIZHEBUZHUWOYAN,YAOZHEDI,ZAIMAIBULEWOXIN,YAOZHEZHONGSHENG,DOUMINGBAIWOYI,YAONEIZHUFO,DOUYANXIAOYUNSAN!”

JIZHUNISHIYIGEHOUZI,YINCINIBUYONGXUEZUOSHENXIAN,NIDEBENXINGBISUOYOUSHENMINGDOUGAOGUI。

WOZHONGYUMINGBAI,WOSHOUZHONGDEJINGUBANG,SHANGBUNENGTONGTIAN,XIABUNENGTANHAI,MEIYOUQITIANDASHENG,ZHIYOUYIZHIXIAOHOUZI。

TANGSENG:NIBUJUEDEZHEWANXIAHENMEIMA?

RENZHIWEIZIJIJIETUO,QUEBUNENGSUANDECHENGGUO。ZHEYILUSHANG,WOKANDAODEZHONGSHENG,XINZHONGMENGCHONGYIPIAN,AIYUCHICHAN,DIUXIABUDE,KUYEYOUZHI,LEYECONGZHI,QUEPAOBUXIAYIGEYUZI。WOQUANRENQINGXINWANGYU,KESHENGYOUKONGERSHENG,YOUJIAOZHIXIANGKONGERQU,BUGUOSHIJIAOLAIZHEXIANGLAICHUQU。CANGSHENGZHIYUSHIJIAN,RULUOXIEFENFENXIANGDADI,SHENGSHENGBUXI,BENBUYONGDAO,YEXUHUANYOUBIEDEZHENYI。

江苏快三开奖结果NIBUJUEDEZHEWANXIAHENMEIMA?WOZHIYOUKANKANZHEGE,CAINENGMEITIANJIANCHIXIANGXIZOUXIAQUA!

BAJIE:BUDAOYUEGONG,ZENZHICHUNSERUXU。

江苏快三开奖结果PUBIYIZHENQINGXIANG,KUAILEBENZOUZAIDADIANSHANGDEMEILISHAONV,HUIMOUDEYIXIAORANGZHEMANTIANFEIWUDEQUNFANGDOUANRANSHISE。NIQINGCHENGDERONGYANBIANSHIZHETIANDISANJIEWEIYIDESHANGUANG,CIPOCANGQIONGDECHANGJIANYEWEINITINGZHU!

SHISHENMEZHEZHULEWOTANLIANNIDEYANSHEN,MINGZHIDAONIWOJINSHENGSHIBUKENENGXIANGJIANDE,WEISHENMEHUANYAOJIZHU?FANGFOHEIANZHONGSHUXIDESHENYING,YIXIYOUTINGJIANSHUXIDESHENGYIN,GULAODETAOGUANSHANGZAOYOUGUANYUWOMENDECHUANSHUO,KESHINIHUANZAIBUTINGDIWEN。

江苏快三开奖结果TIANPENG,NIZHIDAOZIJIFANLESHENMEZUIMA?ZHIDAO,YINWEIWOFUQILEWOSUOAIDEREN。

CISHICIDI,ZHIYAOYOULUORIWEIWOMENJIAMIAN,SUIZHIERLAIDEYIQIEYOUSUANDELESHENME!

SHASENG:WUBAINIANSHIGUANG,SHUNJIANMEILIZHANFANG。

TAZHANDOUZHUBALIULIZHANPENGDAOLEWANGMUMIANQIAN。WANGMUJIEGUOZHAN,KANLEKAN:“WOYAOZHEDONGXIHUANYOUSHENMEYONGNI?”TAYISONGSHOU,NEIZHANZHUIXIA,ZHONGXINSHUAICHENGFENMO“BU——!”SHASENGJIUNEIYANGKANZHUNEIWUBAINIANNINGJUXIUFUDEZHANZAIYISHUNJIANZHONGXINMEILIZHANKAI。

江苏快三开奖结果WOBUZHIDAOWEISHENMEYAOYINWEISHIQUERYOUSHANG,WEISHENMEWEILESHIGUANGDUANZANERYOULV。WOYAOQUZHAODAONEILILIANG,RANGSUOYOUDESHENGMINGDOUCHAOYUEJIEXIAN,RANGSUOYOUDEHUATONGSHIZAIDADISHANGKAIFANG。RANGXIANGFEIDEJIUNENGZIYOUFEIXIANG,RANGSUOYOURENHETAMENXIHUANDEYONGYUANDIZAIYIQI。

TANGSENG:“TUERMEN,ZHESHISHANGMEIYOUSHENMENENGYONGYUANBUSHIQU,KESHISHIQUDE,JIUYAOBUTINGDIZHAOHUILAI,ZHAOYIBEIZI。”

WUKONG:“SHIFU,FOZAIXINZHONG,NISHUOTAZUOSHEN?BURUFANGPI!”

江苏快三开奖结果BAJIE:“WOSUIRANSHIZHIZHU,DANWOJUEBUHUIRENRENZAIGE!

SHASENG:“DANGWUBAINIANDEGUANGYINZHISHIYIGEPIANJU,XUWUSHIJIANZHONGDERENYOUWEISHENMEERKU,WEISHENMEERXINI?”


顯示/隱藏
陌陌最傷感的簽名說說

NISHIFOUHEWOYIYANG,YOUSHIHOUHUIXIANG,RUGUOGUOQUDERENSHENGDEMOUGEHUANJIEFASHENGYIDIANDIANBIANHUA,SHIFOUXIANZAIDEZIJISHILINGWAIYIGEMOYANG。

江苏快三开奖结果YINWEIWOBUZHIDAO,XIAYIBEIZISHIFOUHUANNENGYUJIANNI,SUOYIWOJINSHENGCAIHUI,NEIMENULI,BAZUIHAODEGEINI。YOUQINGYEHAO,AIQINGYEBA。

江苏快三开奖结果XIANZAIYANZHIGAODEFANERDOUDANSHEN,MEIQUDEBIEHUANG,DAIJIADEBIEMANG,JINGYINGHAOZIJI,ZHENXIDANGXIASHIGUANG,YIQIEGAILAIDEZONGHUIDAO。PASHENME,SUIYUEMANCHANG,NIXINDISHANLIANG,ZHONGHUIYOUYIRENPEINIQIMAHEJIUZOUSIFANG。

MEIDANGWOYUDAOJIDUTAOYANDERENSHI,WODENAOHAILIBIANHUIFUXIANCHUYIJU “LAOTIANYOUPAISHABILAIKAOYANNILE”,RANHOUYIXIANGDAOZHEWOYEJIUSUIZHISHIRANLE 。 BUKAIXINLE,KANKANZHEJUHUA。

RENSHENG,SHIYICHANGSHENGDADEYUJIAN,RUONIDONGDE,JIUQINGZHENXI。SHENGHUO,JIANDANYIDIAN。AIQING,JIANDANYIDIAN。RENSHENG,JIANDANYIDIAN。XIHUANJIUSHIXIHUAN,CUOLEJIUSHICUOLE,GUOQUJIUSHIGUOQU,MEISHENMEDABULE,WOJIUSHIWO,WODESHENGHUO,ZHIYOUWONENGGOUZUOZHU。GAILAIDEZIRANLAI,HUIZOUDELIUBUZHU。BUWEIXIN,BUKEYI,BUBITAIZAIHU,FANGKAIZHINIAN,SUIYUANSHIZUIHAODESHENGHUO。RUCI,ZUIHAO。

ZAIZUIXUYAOFENDOUDENIANHUALI; NIYINGGAIAIYIGENENGDAIGEINIDONGLIDEREN, ERBUSHINENGRANGNIJINPILIJIEDEREN。

江苏快三开奖结果DUINIZUIHAODENEIGEREN,WANGWANGSHIZUIHAOQIFUDEREN。TIANXIAJIANDEREN,WANGWANGZONGSHIQIFUDUITAZUIHAODENEIGEREN。

江苏快三开奖结果QINAIDEZIJI,GAIXINGXINGLE。NIYIJINGZUOLETAIDUOWUWEIDEZHENGZHA,TAIDUOHUANGTANGDESHIQING,TAIDUOMANGMUDEJUEDING,ERCUOGUOLETAIDUOBENLAIDEXINGFU,TAIDUOANJINGDESHENGHUO,TAIDUOLIXINGDEXUANZE。XIANZAIKAISHI,QINGRENZHENBANIZUOGUODEDOUWANGJI,ZAIYONGXINBANICUOGUODEDOUMIBUHUILAI。NIYAOGENGJINGCAIDEHUO,JINGCAIDERANGBIERENZHUSHIHEXIANMU,ERBUZHISHIGUANZHUBIERENDEXINGFU。

江苏快三开奖结果YOUYITIAN,WOZONGHUIYUDAONEIGEYUANWEIWOWANYAODEREN。WOMENBICIBUTANZUNYAN,BUTANJINQIAN,ZHITANZAIYIQIHEYIBEIZI。

江苏快三开奖结果ZHIYINMIDUBUTONG,BOLUODEHAIHEBEIHAIXIANGYU,QUEYONGBURONGHE。SHENGMINGZHONGRENLAIRENWANG,YUANQIYUANMIE,XIANGJUFENLI,ZHIYUXIEHOU,QUEWUFABAITOU。

XINLIXUESHANGSHUO。RENMENDADUOSHUZHIDUIYOUANQUANDUDERENFAPIQI。YINWEIZAINEIGEANQUANDUZHINEI。NIQIANYISHIZHIDAODUIFANGBUHUILIKAINI。HUNAOSHIYIZHONGYILAI。

江苏快三开奖结果FENRAODERENSHIJIAN,ZONGSHIYOUHENDUOSHI,RANGNIBIANJIAOLVWEIQU,RUGUONIGANDAOWEIQU,ZHENGMINGNIHUANYOUDIXIAN 。RUGUONIGANDAOMIMANG,ZHENGMINGNIHUANYOUZHUIQIU 。RUGUONIGANDAOTONGKU,ZHENGMINGNIHUANYOULIQI 。RUGUONIGANDAOJUEWANG,ZHENGMINGNIHUANYOUXIWANG 。CONGMOUZHONGYIYISHANG,NIYONGYUANDOUBUHUIBEIDADAO,YINWEINIHUANYOUNI 。

NIDELIANSHANGYUNDANFENGQING,SHUIYEBUZHIDAONIDEYAYAODEYOUDUOJIN。NIZOULUDAIZHUFENG,SHUIYEBUZHIDAONIXIGAISHANGRENGYOUCENGSHUAISHANGDEYUQING。NIXIAODEMEIXINMEIFEI,MEIRENZHIDAONIKUQILAIZHINENGWUSHENGLUOLEI。YAORANGRENJUEDEHAOBUFEILI,ZHINENGBEIHOUJIQINULI。WOMENMEIYOUGAIBIANBULEDEWEILAI,ZHIYOUBUXIANGGAIBIANDEGUOQU。

ZUORENBUYAONEIMEMINGAN,YEBUYAONEIMEXINRUAN,TAIMINGANHETAIXINRUANDEREN,KENDINGGUODEYEBUKUAILE,BIERENSUIBIANDEYIJUHUA,NIDOUYAOHUSILUANXIANGYIZHENGTIAN。HUOXUTAIZHONGGANQINGDEREN,RIZIZHONGJIUBUHUIHAOGUO,FENFENZHONGBANINVEDEWANJIEBUFU。

SHUIBUSHICONGYIGEXINDISHANLIANGDEHAIZIBEIXIANSHIZHEMOCHENGYIGEXINJISHENZHONGDEFENGZI,CONGCIKAISHI,NIDESHIJIE,YUWOWUGUAN,WODESHIJIE,NIYEZHIPEIPANGGUAN。

江苏快三开奖结果MEIGERENDOUYOUYIPIANHAI,ZIJIBUYANGFAN,MEIRENBANGNIQIHANG,JIULEJIUSHIYIPIANSIHAI。MEIGERENXINZHONGDOUYOUYIGEMENG,ZIJIBUQUSHIXIAN,MEIRENTINIZHANFANG,JIULEXINZHONGJIUMEILEJITUO。MEIGERENXINZHONGDOUYOUYIDUOHUA,ZIJIBUJIAOSHUI,MEIRENBANGNIFANGXIANG,JIULEXINZHONGJIUHUICHONGMANHUANGLIANG。SUOYI,MEITIANCONGZIJIDEXINKAISHI,MIANXIANGYANGGUANG,XIAODUIRENSHENG!

ZUOGEMEIYANJIANXIEMANFENGDIAOYUSHUNDEREN,ZIJIQINGXUZIJISHUOLESUAN,BUWEIYANQIANDEYIDIJIMAOLAOXINFEISHEN,BAXINSIHUAZAIGENGGUANGKUO、GENGMEIHAODESHIWUZHISHANG,YUXIAOJIQINGXUJISHIWOSHOUYANHE。

江苏快三开奖结果NINGKEGUDU,YEBUWEIXIN。NINGKEBAOHAN,YEBUJIANGJIU。NENGRUWOXINZHE,WODAIYIJUNWANG。BURUWOXINZHE,WOBUXIEFUYAN。

“NENGCHIKUISHIFU”,HENDUOREN,BEIZHEJUHUAHAILEYIBEIZI,SHIJIESHANGNAYOUNEIMEDUODEJIANGXINBIXIN,NIYIWEIDEFUCHUBUGUOSHIGUANCHULAIDECUNJINCHIDEREN。TAIGUOKAOLVBIERENDEGANSHOU,JIUZHUDINGZIJIBUHAOSHOU。SUOYIA,YUSHENGMEINEIMECHANG,QINGNIZHONGYUZIJI,HUODEHUANXIANGZIJI。

江苏快三开奖结果BUYAOZAIYIJIANBIENIUDESHISHANGJIUCHANTAIJIU。JIUCHANJIULE,NIHUIFAN,HUITONG,HUIYAN,HUILEI,HUISHENSHANG,HUIXINSUI。SHIJISHANG,DAOZUIHOU,NIBUSHIGENSHIGUOBUQU,ERSHIGENZIJIGUOBUQU。

HENXIHUANZHEJUHUA、MEIYOURENHEHAOBAOYUANDESHI,NIDEMEIYIMIAODOUZAIWEICENGJINGDEXUANZEMAIDAN。

江苏快三开奖结果BUYONGMEIRICHANMIAN,SHIKELIANXI,NIZHIDAOTABUHUIZOU ,TAZHIDAONIBUHUIBIAN,DAGAIZHEJIUSHIZUIMEIHAODEAIQINGBA!

NEIXIEREN,YICUOGUO,JIUSHIXIREN;NEIXIESHI,ZAIMEIHAO,JIECHENGWANGSHI。SHIGUANGBAGUOQUNONGSUOCHENGJIYI,NIKEYIHUISHOU,DANWUFAHUIZHUAN,YIQIEYUDAODE、JUEBIEDE、YONGYOUDE、SHIQUDE,DOUWUKEGENGGAI。JIUSUANMINGYUNZAIBUKAN,WOMENDOUYAOQIANXING。RENSHENGDELU,SHUOCHANGBUCHANG,SHUODUANBUDUAN,MEIDUANLUYOUMEIDUANLUDEFENGJING,MEIDUANLUYOUMEIDUANLUDEDANDANG。

GUNIANG,NINEIMENULI,BUSHIWEILEJIAGEISHISUCHUANSHUODERUYILANGJUN;NINEIMEYOUXIU,BUSHIWEILEGEIWADANGGENIANGJIUSUANLE,NICONGBUQIANBIERENYIDUANLIANAI,YEBUQIANRENHERENYIGEHAIZI,NIZHIQIANZIJIYIGEXINGFUDEMOYANG 。

HENDUOSHIHOU,WOMENSHUOFANGXIALE,QISHIBINGMEIYOUZHENDEFANGXIA,WOMENZHISHIJIAZHUANGHENXINGFU,RANHOUZAIJIJINGDEJIAOLUOLIGUDUDIFUMOSHANGHEN。

YOUXIEREN,YIDANYUJIAN,BIANYIYANWANNIAN;YOUXIEXINDONG,YIDANKAISHI,BIANFUSHUINANSHOU;YOUXIEQING,YIDANJUANLIAN,BIANHAIKUSHILAN;YOUXIEYUANFEN,YIDANJIAOZHI,BIANZAIJIENANTAO。

江苏快三开奖结果BUSHIMEIGEREN,ZAINIHOUHUIYIHOUDOUHUANNENGZHANZAIYUANDIDENGNI。BUSHIMEIGEREN,DOUNENGZAIBEISHANGGUOHOUKEYIXUANZEWANGJI,JIWANGBUJIU。WOBUHAO,DANZHIYOUYIGE。ZHENXIYEHAO, BUZHENXIYEBA。RUGUONATIANNIBAWONONGDIULE,WOBUZAIRANGNIZHAODAOWO。RENDEGANQINGJIUXIANGYACHI,DIAOLEJIUMEILE,ZAIZHUANGYESHIJIADE。YOUQINGYEHAO,AIQINGYEBA。WORUOLIQU,HOUHUIWUQI。

郭德綱說、“我挺厭惡有一種人,不明白任何情況,就勸你一定要大度的人。這種人你要離他遠一點,因為雷劈他的時候會連累到你!” 對于有些人遷就之后,只會得寸進尺,忠于自己的想法,做自己就好,別總因為遷就別人就委屈自己,這個世界沒幾個人值得你總彎腰。

江苏快三开奖结果MEIYITIANDOUSHIYIGEZHANXINDEKAISHI,DANGRUCIDUIDAI。BUYAOZAIJIUJIEYUGUOQU,XIANGXIANGXIANZAINENGZUODIANSHENMEBA。

江苏快三开奖结果RUGUOJUEYIQUZUOYIJIANSHILE,BUYAOGONGKAIXUANBUGERENMUBIAO,ZHIGUANANANJINGJINGDEQUZUO。YINWEINEISHINIZIJIDESHI,BIERENBUZHIDAONIDEQINGKUANG,YEBUKENENGBANGNISHIXIANMENGXIANG。QIANWANBUYAOYINWEIXURONGXINERXUANYAO。YEBUYAOYINWEIBIERENDEYIJUPINGJIAERFANGQIZIJIDEMENGXIANG。QISHIZUIHAODEZHUANGTAI,SHIJIANCHIZIJIDEMENGXIANG,TINGTINGQIANBEIDEJIANYISHAOCUOJIBU。ZHIBUZHI,SHIJIANSHIZUIHAODEZHENGMING。

KANDAOYIDUANHUA、WOYIQIANJUEDEZHIYAOWODUIRENHAO,RENYEYIDINGHUIDUIWOHAO,WOYICHENGDAIREN,RENZIRANYEYICHENGDAIWO,KEHOULAIZHIDAOBUSHIDE,ZHESHISHANGDERENXINHENFUZA,YOUQIPIAN、YOUCAIJI、YOUBEIPAN、YOUSHANGHAI。WOBUHUIQUPIANREN,DANWOXIANZAIBUZAIQINGYIXIANGXINRENHEREN。

MIANDUISHIJIANZHENXIANG,XUEHUIBAOCUNZIJI,XUEHUIGUIBISHANGHAI,RENHUOYISHI,JINLIANGBIEGUFULEZIJI,ZHECAISHIZHENZHENGDECHENGSHU。

江苏快三开奖结果LU,BUTONGSHI,XUANZEGUAIWAN;XIN,BUKUAISHI,XUANZEKANDAN;QING,JIANYUANSHI,XUANZESUIYI。 YOUXIESHI,TINGYITING,JIUGUOQULE。 YOUXIEREN,HENYIHEN,JIUWANGJILE。 YOUXIEKU,XIAOYIXIAO,JIUBINGSHILE。 YOUKEXIN,SHANGYISHANG,JIUJIANQIANGLE。KANKANKEKERENSHENGLU,TANTANRANRANSUIYUANXING。

RUOWUQISHI,YUANLAISHIZUIHAODEBAOFU。 XINLEIDAOYIDINGDECHENGDU,LIANSHENGQIHEJIJIAODELIQIDOUMEIYOULE……HEBIXIANGBUZHIDEDERENZHENGMINGSHENME,SHENGHUODEGENGHAO,SHIWEILEZIJI。HUOXUMEIGERENDOUYAOJINGLITAOXINTAOFEIFUCHU,RANHOUHUANLAISIXINLIEFEIDEJIEGUO,CONGCIYIHOUJIUHUIFAXIANMEIXINMEIFEIDEHAOCHU。

SHENGMINGSHIYISHOUSHI,XIEMANLEBEIHUANLIHE。RURUOKEYI,QINGXUWOYIDUANCHENAILUODINGDEJINGMEISHIGUANG。SHIGUANGRENRAN,DUIZIJIHAODIAN,YIBEIZIBUCHANG,DUIBIERENHAODIAN,XIABEIZIBUYIDINGNENGYUJIAN。

KANDAOYIDUANFEICHANGHAODEHUA、WULUNNIZAINAGENIANLINGDUAN,WOXIANGWOMENDOUYINGGAIXUEHUIDUISHENBIANDERENWENROUYIXIE,ZHISHAOSHUOCHULAIDEHUABUYAOGEIBIERENTIANDU,YINWEINIKENENGBUZHIDAO,YUYANZHENDEYOUYIZHONGSHENQIDELILIANG,TAHUIRANGNIAIDERENAINI,YEHUIRANGAINIDERENJUEDINGLIKAINI。

FENRAODERENSHIJIAN,ZONGSHIYOUHENDUOSHI,RANGNIBIANJIAOLVWEIQU,RUGUONIGANDAOWEIQU,ZHENGMINGNIHUANYOUDIXIAN 。RUGUONIGANDAOMIMANG,ZHENGMINGNIHUANYOUZHUIQIU 。RUGUONIGANDAOTONGKU,ZHENGMINGNIHUANYOULIQI 。RUGUONIGANDAOJUEWANG,ZHENGMINGNIHUANYOUXIWANG 。CONGMOUZHONGYIYISHANG,NIYONGYUANDOUBUHUIBEIDADAO,YINWEINIHUANYOUNI 。 SONGGEIJIUJIEDENI

ZUISHANGGANDEMOGUOYU,NIYIWEIZHAODAOYIGEKEYIBAOHUNIDEREN,KESHIHOULAIDEDAFENGDALANGDOUSHITAGEIDE。

江苏快三开奖结果SHANGDIHENYOUYISI,MAOXIHUANCHIYU,MAOQUEBUNENGXIASHUI,YUXIHUANCHIQIUYIN,YUQUEBUNENGSHANGAN,RENSHENG,JIUSHIYIBIANYONGYOU,YIBIANSHIQU,YIBIANXUANZE,YIBIANFANGQI。

XIANGDETAIDUOZHIHUIHUILENI。RANGNIXIANRUTANTE,RANGSHIJISHANGBENBUZAOGAODESHIQING,BIANDEZAOGAO。

江苏快三开奖结果RENHUOZHUJIUYINGGAIXIANGQITIANDASHENG,FENGGUO,AIGUO,HENGUO,CHUANGGUO,PINGUO,NULIGUO,DANCONGMEIPAGUO。

江苏快三开奖结果SHIJIENEIMEDA,AIYIGERENRONGYI,BEIYIGERENAIYERONGYI,WEIDUZHAODAOYIGEJUYOUXIANGTONGPINLVBICIXIANGAIDERENQUENEIMENAN,DANGZIJIZUIAIDERENHEZUIAIZIJIDERENSHITONGYIGERENDESHIHOU,NEIMENIJIUSHISHIJIESHANGZUIXINGFUDEREN,NIANNIANBUWANG,BIYOUHUIXIANG,BUWANGCHUXIN,FANGDESHIZHONG。

江苏快三开奖结果DANGSUOYOURENDOUYIWEIWOGUODEFENGSHENGSHUIQIDESHIHOU,WOZHISHIYIGERENZOULEYIDUANYOUYIDUANJIANNANDELU。

NEIYISHUNJIAN,NIZHONGYUFAXIAN,NEICENGSHENAIGUODEREN,ZAOZAIGAOBIEDENEITIAN,YIXIAOSHIZAIZHEGESHIJIE。XINZHONGDEAIHESINIAN,DOUZHISHISHUYUZIJICENGJINGYONGYOUGUODEJINIAN。WOXIANG,YOUXIESHIQINGSHIKEYIYIWANGDE,YOUXIESHIQINGSHIKEYIJINIANDE,YOUXIESHIQINGNENGGOUXINGANQINGYUAN,YOUXIESHIQINGYIZHIWUNENGWEILI。WOAINI,ZHESHIWODEJIENAN。

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關于大名鼎鼎的唯美語錄

●蘇東坡一次去到一個寺院,有報名號,主持以為是一般人,不太客氣的說:“坐!”沖小沙彌說:“茶”!通過幾句交談,覺得東坡學識談吐尋常人等,便說:“請坐!”又對小沙彌說:敬茶!當聽說來人是大名鼎鼎的蘇學士,遂躬身說:請上坐!看好茶!后請求東坡題聯。東坡不好推辭,便隨手按主持的話寫了一聯:坐請坐請上坐,茶敬茶敬好茶。主持好不尷尬。
蘇東坡通過題聯,譏笑主持,目的是諷刺寺廟主持趨炎附勢。

●魔鬼辭海:15句,請點擊全文查看。應該能令你忍俊不禁,祝你快樂!
1牛
一種在人類婚姻中起到了極大促進作用的家畜,在物質匱乏的古代誰有牛誰容易娶到老婆,在高速發展的現代誰敢吹牛誰容易追到漂亮的姑娘。
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2廢物男人定律
遇到困難流淚水,玩起游戲流汗水,看到美女流口水。
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3出書
一種提高美譽度,顯示自己有水平,對評職稱等有益的付費印刷流程。
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4作家
我最景仰的一種人。他們寫了大量的性愛小說,制造出一批大名鼎鼎的導演和讓億萬人傾倒的演員,更使百無聊賴的全國人民一到晚上就齊聚在電視機前打發了一個又一個漫漫長夜。
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5體重計
讓胖女人看到就心寒的物件,因為它不像男人那樣乖巧地說“你又瘦了”。

●何筒先說了一個名字。這名字可是大名鼎鼎,凡修道者無所不知。他是許多年前,平心崖這樣害人的門派還沒興起之前,修行圈的頭號名人啊,據說很早以前就已經成仙而去,不聞世事了。
我還沒來得及露出憧憬的表情,何筒先一步指指自己,「就是我。」
啊,原來那個早遠之人,并沒有成了仙,而是成了人妖;這世事如棋,說得真是半點不錯啊。 ----阿七

●MEIJINXIANGFANCHENG,TUZIQIANGJINGXIANCHUANGDAOLELUMINGSHAN。TAQUSHANXIARENJIATAOSHUIHE,SHUNZUIWENZHESHISHENMESHAN, YUSHIBIANTINGDAOLUMINGSHANSANGEZI。BIQITAZHUDESHANLI,ZHESHANTAIGUOPINGHUAN。SHANLINLIANZHUSHANLIN,KANBUCHUYOUSHENME YIYANG。SHUYEXISHOU,YINGYANGBULIANGSIDE。TUZIQIANGBIANXIANG,NIDAMINGDINGDINGDEMENGHAORANJINGYINJUZHEMEGEDIFANG。GUANGSHIZHONGDIDUSHU,SHASHIBUZUO,JIUSUANTIANTIANYOURENXUNSHANGMENLAIHEJIU,YOUYOUSHAYISI?XIANGBA,TAYELANDEJINSHANQIAOQIAO,CHENZHUTIANSEMINGLIANG,JIJICHAOCHENGLIGANQU。 ----FANGFANG《TUZIQIANGDEGERENBEISHANG》

江苏快三开奖结果 ●WULUNNISHIMOMOWUWEN,HUANSHIDAMINGDINGDING,WOMENDOUYOUZHUQINGCHUBUJINDESHISUFANNAOHEGAIBIANBULEDUISHISUXUQIUDEMINGYUN。RENDAOYIDINGNIANLINGCAIMINGBAI,SHENGMINGDEYIYIZAIYUNIYISHENMEXINTAIYONGSHENMEXINQINGQUXIANGYONGTA!

江苏快三开奖结果 ●YOUSHIFENYOUXIERENSHINIYONGYUANYEBUHUIYIWANGDE,WULUNYIBAINIANYEHAO,YIQIANNIANYEHAO,NIYIWEIBENRENWANHAOYIWANGTALE,DANSHIBUXIAODESHENMESHIFEN,HUOZHEZAINAER,TAHUIDAMINGDINGDINGDICHENGRUJINNIDENAOHAILI,NIYIWEIBENRENKEYIYIXIAOZHIZHI,DANSHIYANLEICENGJINGLIUXIALAILE。

●GUOLESHIJIUNIAN,WOZHONGYUJUEDENIUYUEZHEGEDAMINGDINGDINGDECHENGSHI,HUOXUZHENDESHIGEYOUQUDEDIFANG。DUIWOERYAN,NIUYUEJIUXIANGYIGEWOANLIANLEHENJIUQUEBULIWODENANSHENG,ZAIWOJUEDINGFANGQISHI,TAQUEBIAOSHIDUIWOYOUHAOGAN,YOUDIANXIANGSHIZHEYANG。 ----JIAOTIANGUANGDAI《ZAIQUANSHIJIEMILU》

江苏快三开奖结果 ●NIJIUSHINEIGEDAMINGDINGDINGDEBAIQUEGONGZIYAOGUANG?GUKANZHU……YIBUGUOERER…… ----WingYing《MEISHE》

江苏快三开奖结果 ●ZHENZHENGKEPADEDIRENSHI“DAMINGDINGDING”DEQIANXIYI。QIANXIYISHUYUXINGJUNYILEI,TAMENSHIWOMENBAOSHOUZHEMO。ZAIDAQIANXIZHONG,TAMENPAICHENGWULIULIEZONGDUI,JINGJINGYOUTIAODIQIANJIN。WOCENGJINGZAIJIAFUJINJIANDAOYICIQIANXIYILIANXUXINGJUN36GEXIAOSHI,HAOXIANGYICHANGSHENGDADEYUEBINGSHI。YIQUNCHUANGUOKONGDIHUOZHEDAOLUSHI,TIXINGJIAODADEQIANXIYIHUIZHANZAIYIQUNLIANGCEXINGCHENGBAOHUQIANG,SHOUHUBEIZHUYOUYIDEPUTONGQIANXIYI。SHOUHUDEQIANXIYIBABEIBUCHAOXIANGDUILIE,TOUCHAOXIANGWAI,JIUHAOXIANGBAOHUSHAHUANGDEGESAKESHIBING;TAMENKEYIBAOCHIZHEGEZISHISHUXIAOSHI。 ----AERBOTE·SHIHUAIZHE《XINGZOUZAIFEIZHOUCONGLIN》

●WOMENDOUSHITIANHUANGJUXIAN,WOMENRUSHUINENGYOU,CHUSHUINENGTIAO,WOMENJIUSHIDAMINGDINGDINGDEQUJINGSITIANWANG.ERWO,JIUSHIFENGMOSHENZHOUDADIDEHUAGUOSHANSHUILIANDONGMEIHOUWANGQITIANDASHENGSUNWUKONG.

●RENDESHENGHUOHUANJING,HUIZAIRENDESHENTISHANGLIUXIAYINJI,ZHEZAIMOXIANGSHANGHUIYOUZUIZHIGUANDEFANYING,SUOYIGUSHIDAFUZHENBINGZHIQIAN,HUIXUNWENBINGRENSHICONGNALILAIDE。DAMINGDINGDINGDETONGRENTANGYAODIAN,ZAIZHEFANGMIANGENGSHISHENYOUYANJIU,BIRUTONGRENTANGDEYONGLAIDIAOLIGANZANGDE“SHUGANWAN”,ZAICHANGJIANGYIBEI,JIUSHIWANJI,ERZAICHANGJIANGYINAN,JIUSHISANJI。SUIRANDOUSHITONGYIZHONGYAO,DANRUGUOBINGRENMAICUOLEJIXING,CHILEJIUMEIYOUXIAOGUO。 ----YINHEJIUTIAN《SHOUXIYUYI》

●RUGUOSHUONIYAOQUYIGEDIFANGDUGUOZHEGEDONGTIAN,NIHUIXUANZE:TAOHUADAO,BAIHUAGU,ZHONGNANSHAN,HUDIEGU,XIAOJINGHU,MANTUOSHANZHUANG,HUANSHIMOBEIYANMENGUAN?SHIZHANYANGHUANGYAOSHIDELUOHUAFEIYING?PINCHANGLAOWANTONGDEBAIHUAFENGMI?BAIFANGSHENDIAOXIALVDEGUJI?QUQIAOQIAODAMINGDINGDINGDEDIEGUYIXIAN?HUOZHEHEDUANWANGYEYIYANGFENGLIUYIBA,YIHUOSHI...... DAOYANMENGUANQIANBA,ZAIQUKANKANDAGE,DANGNIANYIHUISHOU,JIAODANYUZHEJIAN,RANGLIUJUNPIYI。FENYICHANGYINGXIONGNU,JUYIBAQINGPENLEI。SAYIBEILIEJIU,LIUXIADESHIGUANWAIBAIJIUDEXINLA;SAYIBEIZHUOJIU,TUNQUDESHISAIBEIKUANGFENGDELINLIE。YOUSHIDONGTIANLAILE,YOUSHIDAXUEMANTIAN,DAGEA,NINTINGDEJIANMA? ---ZHIXIAOFENG

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